@AndyRM: Before you feel too sorry for me, I know I'll get something eventually: there aren't nearly enough people with my qualifications. Also, at least 50 were on spec to organisations that were unlikely to take me (but they were interesting and everything went by Email so I figured, "what the heck") and sometimes I have to send separate applications to the boss and to the department leader so it does bulk up the numbers. In extreme cases I'll send a dozen, one to each department because they
may have a vacancy.
Still bl**dy tedious mind...