Things you'd like to say, but can't

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

(To the man picking his nose on the train this morning)

Wave when you get to the top!

 

[Threevok]

(To the man picking his nose on the train this morning)

Wave when you get to the top!

 

[Cavalol]

I appreciate probably all have hobbies some people don't get (wearing lycra in your fifties and wobbling round on an expensive bike, for example) but what's with all this 'Comic Con' thing now? Grown adults getting over-excited by meeting people dressed like sodding Captain America, or whoever. What's that about?

 

[Vantage]

You complete and utter nobber!!!
Why overtake me on a narrow descent with a blind right hand bend in the wet? Why?
Only then to have to brake like hell because you didn't see the parked up car on the left or the approaching car in the narrow oncoming lane, leaving me with a locked rear wheel, skidding up onto the narrow pavement, between said parked car and a big stone wall and finally coming to a rest ahead of you.
It's sheer luck and some degree of handling skill that I didn't end up in your boot.
You FU****G A$$H**E!!!!

 

[alicat]

You complete and utter nobber!!!
Why overtake me on a narrow descent with a blind right hand bend in the wet? Why?
Only then to have to brake like hell because you didn't see the parked up car on the left or the approaching car in the narrow oncoming lane, leaving me with a locked rear wheel, skidding up onto the narrow pavement, between said parked car and a big stone wall and finally coming to a rest ahead of you.
It's sheer luck and some degree of handling skill that I didn't end up in your boot.
You FU****G A$$H**E!!!!

Have one of these and one of these

 

[Vantage]

Why thankyou

 

[Lullabelle]

You have taken pettiness to an all time low.

 

[Cavalol]

These young girls with those new 'fashionable' weird dungarees and odd hair cuts look absolutely ridiculous.

 

[ColinJ]

These young girls with those new 'fashionable' weird dungarees and odd hair cuts look absolutely ridiculous.

Yeah, I never did like them!

 

[MrPie]

Bananarama. Cor!

 

[ColinJ]

Or should we blame the Dexys?

 

[Maverick Goose]

Too rye-aye!

 

[Lullabelle]

You have missed your chance, you made a promise and didn't keep so I have taken business elsewhere.

 

[AndreaJ]

Just because your sat nav thinks that your huge lorry will fit down this lane doesn’t actually mean that it’s a good idea.

 

[alicat]

Nice job dropping me in it and covering your back. Don't forget, revenge is a dish best served cold.