Things you'd like to say, but can't

[simon.r]

I’m glad I kept a level of fitness by doing loads of swimming and didn’t eat and drink far too much while on holiday.

Because the first long-ish ride I’m about to do since I came back won’t be a struggle.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

If everything that goes wrong with your computer always happens after I've fixed your computer then fark off and and get someone else to fix your computer.

 

[ColinJ]

If everything that goes wrong with your computer always happens after I've fixed your computer then fark off and and get someone else to fix your computer.

Been there, fixed the computer, took the flak for it having gone wrong before I ever got near it!

 

[perplexed]

You've been doing a weird, two-tone whistle for your cat to come in, every two or three minutes for the past 2.5 hours.

Much as I admire your optimism and stamina, your cat doesn't give a toss that you're whistling for it. It'll come back when it wants.

 

[Andy in Germany]

If you decide to adopt a style of shouting at people, bullying them and putting their work down, then ignoring their suggestions, don't come whining to me that you have to run around sorting everything out because no-one shows any initiative or does anything without being asked...

 

[Jenkins]

I'm sure the rest of the street really loves the Country & Western music you have blaring out while doing the gardening. It's not like any of us wanted a bit of peace & quiet this morning.

 

[Andy in Germany]

If everything that goes wrong with your computer always happens after I've fixed your computer then fark off and and get someone else to fix your computer.

I think my computer is scared of the tech and waits until he's gone before crashing.

 

[The Crofted Crest]

Sorry, but I don't give a stuff about your souvenir Tales from Topographic Oceans T-shirt.

 

[StuAff]

Sorry, but I don't give a stuff about your souvenir Tales from Topographic Oceans T-shirt.

Yes?

No!

 

[perplexed]

Sorry, but I don't give a stuff about your souvenir Tales from Topographic Oceans T-shirt.

Can I interest you in a slide show of various angles of my 1988 Fleetwood Mac tour T shirt?

If it goes well, I may allow you to touch my 1986 Queen 'It's a Kind of Magic' tour T shirt and view my ticket.

 

[raleighnut]

Can I interest you in a slide show of various angles of my 1988 Fleetwood Mac tour T shirt?

If it goes well, I may allow you to touch my 1986 Queen 'It's a Kind of Magic' tour T shirt and view my ticket.

I've got a 'Bootleg' Eagles "Hell Freezes Over" T-shirt that is pristine. Maz bought it for me but I fecking hate the Eagles.

 

[Lullabelle]

Those tight leggings really suit you, they show off everything no one wants to see but don't get much choice as there is so much of it on display.

 

[raleighnut]

Those tight leggings really suit you, they show off everything no one wants to see but don't get much choice as there is so much of it on display.

@TVC been taking 'Casual Fridays' a bit too far again.

 

[machew]

Just because I happen to make models of trains in my spare time it does not give you the right to disparage me as a 'Nerd'.

This is especially true when you invest time and emotional energy following progress of 22 men kicking a ball about in a field.

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

 

[Maverick Goose]

If you decide to adopt a style of shouting at people, bullying them and putting their work down, then ignoring their suggestions, don't come whining to me that you have to run around sorting everything out because no-one shows any initiative or does anything without being asked...

Hmmm...I've known one or two bosses like that.