Things you'd like to say, but can't

[ColinJ]

The design of your boxer shorts is, er, PANTS!

My sister visited with her dog last weekend and we discovered that the mutt had fleas. I hoovered the house from top to bottom to try to get rid of any he'd left behind, but then I started getting a terrible itching at the base of my spine. It got worse and worse over the week and I concluded that I'd been nibbled by fleas that I'd missed ...

It turns out the culprit is actually the washing instruction label in each pair of boxers, just within the waistband. The material that the labels is made of has sharp edges and the stitching holding them on is too rough. The labels have rubbed the top layer of skin away.

I've cut all the labels off now!

 

[StuAff]

'Bonification' is not a word. Try 'bonus'.

Tell Sean Kelly that......

[another thing you'd like to say but can't]

 

[Speicher]

Your customer skills are non-existent. Referring to a customer, within their earshot, as "short and chubby" will not endear you to that customer, You are a short, bald weakling.

 

[TVC]

Your customer skills are non-existent. Referring to a customer, within their earshot, as "short and chubby" will not endear you to that customer, You are a short, bald weakling.

I didn't know you went shopping with Potsy.

 

[Speicher]

I didn't know you went shopping with Potsy.

 

[potsy]

 

[perplexed]

For goodness sake, it's Brexit. Brexit.

That's bloody Brexit.

Not Breggsit.

(Although it is a debacle whichever way you pronounce it).

 

[Spinney]

For goodness sake, it's Brexit. Brexit.

That's bloody Brexit.

Not Breggsit.

(Although it is a debacle whichever way you pronounce it).

I prefer Breckshit.

 

[raleighnut]

I prefer Breckshit.

It's certainly beginning to hit the fan.

 

[Speicher]

Your customer skills are non-existent. Referring to a customer, within their earshot, as "short and chubby" will not endear you to that customer, You are a short, bald weakling.

I didn't know you went shopping with Potsy.

@potsy -

The short bald weakling was describing me.

 

[ColinJ]

For goodness sake, it's Brexit. Brexit.

That's bloody Brexit.

Not Breggsit.

(Although it is a debacle whichever way you pronounce it).

/deɪˈbɑːk(ə)l/ ...?

 

[IainC]

Did you apply that skirt with a spray can?

 

[TVC]

You are hot, drunk and angry, do try not to twat your girlfriend when you get home from watching the football tonight, there's a good chap.

 

[Lavender Rose]

If you feel like moaning that you'll be late for your class....PRE BOOK AND BRING YOUR DAMN MEMBERSHIP CARD.....

 

[Threevok]

It's coming home in Croatian