Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Nigel-YZ1]

So you decided to be all big and manly and drive head on to a car that has nowhere to pull in.
How big and manly did you feel when you realised that car would not evaporate and you hit the kerb?

 

[potsy]

Oh shut up and take a look in the mirror you sanctimonious git!!

 

[Maverick Goose]

I'm offsski!

 

[Lavender Rose]

I DON'T F*%$^ING CARE

 

[IainC]

You're an unrelenting shower of useless daffodils. Now please sort my internet connection out

 

[Andy in Germany]

Just because I happen to make models of trains in my spare time it does not give you the right to disparage me as a 'Nerd'.

This is especially true when you invest time and emotional energy following progress of 22 men kicking a ball about in a field.

 

[jefmcg]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE3r_CgScms

 

[Salty seadog]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE3r_CgScms

get back in yer box....

 

[TVC]

Everybody just bloody calm down, England have won sod all so far.

 

[perplexed]

'koff, I'm not a performing monkey....

(I may have actually said this, albeit in a slightly more polite format...)

 

[potsy]

Everybody just bloody calm down, England have won sod all so far.

I think you'll find the trophy has already been engraved, it's just the formalities of actually winning another 3 penalty shoot outs to get through now

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I'd like to thank each and every person following the world cup. It leaves the roads nice and clear for everyone else to enjoy.

 

[Spinney]

I am concentrating on my work this morning and not procrastinating by faffing around on the internet.

 

[jefmcg]

I am concentrating on my work this morning and not procrastinating by faffing around on the internet.

Clearly not.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

You would think if you were driving a whacking great 7 series beemer with the registration 'THE 1' you may be a bit too conspicuous to be reading your mobile phone in your lap as you drive through the middle of Barnsley.
Good grief!