Things you'd like to say, but can't

[classic33]

He'll probably up his claim now to cover the related trauma that has rendered him irredeemably stupid.

Don't think that last part is possible, you seldom improve on nature.

 

[FishFright]

Dear Microshaft...

Phones with Windows OS are unmitigated crap and seem incapable of lasting a day on a single charge as there's so much bloatware shoot running in the background.

I didn't have this problem with my old Blackberry (which was shoot for other reasons) nor do I have it with my iPhone.

And thats why they didnt sell , as I have found out

 

[Bromptonaut]

Dear Microshaft...

Phones with Windows OS are unmitigated crap and seem incapable of lasting a day on a single charge as there's so much bloatware shoot running in the background.

My daughter says much same about hers. Did yours come with an NHS job too?

 

[TVC]

I think our work IT team must have bought all the outstanding stock. Mine's a Microsoft Lumia 550 and it's awful.

It would be less embarassing admitting to genital warts than to owning one of those things.

 

[AndyRM]

A budget smartphone isn't all that good? What is the world coming to?

 

[Lullabelle]

So, first it was your back, then it was swollen itchy eyes, then your hip again(?) now it is your leg. You may well have a genuine problem with your back/leg but you have been caught out before so it is difficult to believe you.

 

[Andy_R]

It would be less embarassing admitting to genital warts than to owning one of those things.

Welcome to gential warts annonymus. I'll start us off...My name is Andy and I have geni..........

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Of course I don't mind joining the 23:00 conf call, to help you BAU types sort your hardware support woes, after all I had a lie-in this morning and didn't get into the office until 07:15.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Dear Microshaft...

Phones with Windows OS are unmitigated crap and seem incapable of lasting a day on a single charge as there's so much bloatware shoot running in the background.

I didn't have this problem with my old Blackberry (which was shoot for other reasons) nor do I have it with my iPhone.

I beg to differ. Mine's fine in that regard. Though the apps are shoot so I likely won't buy another. Continuum is a work of genius, rooned by current workplace lack of support, aka active hostility, towards BYOD.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

It's such fun waiting at a roundabout as a stream of cars all fail to indicate left.
Some would just think sod it and pull out. Of course if I did I'd become a hood ornament.

 

[Profpointy]

It's such fun waiting at a roundabout as a stream of cars all fail to indicate left.
Some would just think sod it and pull out. Of course if I did I'd become a hood ornament.

They are probably "Advanced Drivers". Their training tells them not to indicate if there's no one to benefit. Obviously a mere cyclist doesn't count

 

[TheDoctor]

'It's nice being out on my bike in the sunshine'
Rather than 'I was going out for a long ride till it started raining' which is what I actually did say. Only with more swearing.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I saw a car upside down in a field this morning - yours is a Mazda isn't it?

 

[Profpointy]

I saw a car upside down in a field this morning - yours is a Mazda isn't it?

Most important rule of motoring is shiny side up !

 

[Lullabelle]

What the...... It is ok to do that but not ok to show as many guys as you can that is just so...... words fail me...