RoubaixCube
~Tribanese~
- Location
- London, UK
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
- Start date
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LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
To the wannabe racers on the Guided Busway Path this morning at about 7:40.
You nearly caused an accident with your idiotic behaviour. I was looking ahead and anticipating what was going to happen, while you clearly weren't and blindly followed your mate's overtake. That's why I didn't skid when I applied my brakes to stop and you only just missed hitting me.
Oh, and not one of you had the decency to stop and apologise which is why you all got a sweary tirade from me.
Just because you're wearing a thick bit of foam and some thin plastic on your empty bloody heads doesn't make you invincible. FFS, it's a shared path used mostly by peds and people on BSOs, utility bikes and folders - if you want to go that fast, get on the road. The rest of us can do without your stupidity.
You nearly caused an accident with your idiotic behaviour. I was looking ahead and anticipating what was going to happen, while you clearly weren't and blindly followed your mate's overtake. That's why I didn't skid when I applied my brakes to stop and you only just missed hitting me.
Oh, and not one of you had the decency to stop and apologise which is why you all got a sweary tirade from me.
Just because you're wearing a thick bit of foam and some thin plastic on your empty bloody heads doesn't make you invincible. FFS, it's a shared path used mostly by peds and people on BSOs, utility bikes and folders - if you want to go that fast, get on the road. The rest of us can do without your stupidity.
RoubaixCube
~Tribanese~
- Location
- London, UK
So you lied to me about my holidays in an attempt to make me pick up a shift?
Apart from me always being cautious of management, despite all your smiles and open 'friendliness' and bucket fulls of 'helpfulness' youre nothing but the typical manager scum that will tread on and abuse the people below him to meet your targets.
Even though we got on pretty well, I wont be picking up your calls no more.
Apart from me always being cautious of management, despite all your smiles and open 'friendliness' and bucket fulls of 'helpfulness' youre nothing but the typical manager scum that will tread on and abuse the people below him to meet your targets.
Even though we got on pretty well, I wont be picking up your calls no more.
- Location
- Shrewsbury, Shropshire
Awwww, you spent all that money on a Range Rover and it didn't come with a reverse gear?
No need to shout daffodil out of your window - I'd already worked out you were one.
(Range Rover driver gets stroppy at having to reverse 3 car lengths to the nearest passing place on a narrow lane to let the 5 vehicles coming the other way past....... Diddums.
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No need to shout daffodil out of your window - I'd already worked out you were one.
(Range Rover driver gets stroppy at having to reverse 3 car lengths to the nearest passing place on a narrow lane to let the 5 vehicles coming the other way past....... Diddums.
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Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
You wanted to organise a night out for your birthday, only 1 person is going, I think that says it all really.
Mrs M
Guru
- Location
- Aberdeenshire
Please get some help.
We are all worried about you, the weight loss, greyish yellow colour, horrendous everlasting cough and change of usual habits. We've noticed your sticking out shoulder blades, sunken features, wee skinny legs and swollen ankles.
We know you're scared but we do care and want to help.
What can we do?
We are all worried about you, the weight loss, greyish yellow colour, horrendous everlasting cough and change of usual habits. We've noticed your sticking out shoulder blades, sunken features, wee skinny legs and swollen ankles.
We know you're scared but we do care and want to help.
What can we do?
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Mrs M
Guru
- Location
- Aberdeenshire
ThanksA good friend of mine went that way.
Truth is not a lot
A colleague of many years, nice wee chap, lives alone, we think he knows he's ill but too scared to face it.
Horrible situation for all
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Just be there for them.Thanks
A colleague of many years, nice wee chap, lives alone, we think he knows he's ill but too scared to face it.
Horrible situation for all
Mrs M
Guru
- Location
- Aberdeenshire
Thank youJust be there for them.
x
hopless500
Trundling along
- Location
- not-as-flat-as-you-think Norfolk
F*ck it. Can I go now?
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
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Ratchet Cat
Veteran
Why do you assume that if I don't eat meat I want some strange dry nutty thing? I'd rather eat the soles of my shoes. I am not vegetarian!! I prefer fish to meat. What about a nice piece of salmon?
classic33
Leg End Member
You mate, are one of the biggest hypocrites I've ever had the misfortune of having come across. You don't see anything wrong with what you do, but let someone else do exactly the same thing and you are at front of the crowd baying for their blood.
You live such a saintly and perfect life, according to yourself, that it would make people actually wonder if it were the same person they actually meet. There's only one reason you don't like sitting down, and that's because people can't hear you talk.
You're lies and you're double standards will soon catch you out, and when they do I hope I'm there to actually see the result, not hear about it later.
You live such a saintly and perfect life, according to yourself, that it would make people actually wonder if it were the same person they actually meet. There's only one reason you don't like sitting down, and that's because people can't hear you talk.
You're lies and you're double standards will soon catch you out, and when they do I hope I'm there to actually see the result, not hear about it later.
