Things you'd like to say, but can't

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RoubaixCube

~Tribanese~
Location
London, UK
you claim to "know the law" -- Well, in that case why are you stealing from us??
 

RoubaixCube

~Tribanese~
Location
London, UK
I have over 100 transactions at 100% feedback on my account... Why the hell are you telling me how i should package things up, notify you when its in the post and give you a tracking number over a £37 transaction?
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
I have over 100 transactions at 100% feedback on my account... Why the hell are you telling me how i should package things up, notify you when its in the post and give you a tracking number over a £37 transaction?
I would hazard a guess that (s)he is worried about 'it' getting damaged in the post, wants to make sure that you haven't forgotten to post 'it', and would like to be in when the parcel arrives! :laugh:
 

RoubaixCube

~Tribanese~
Location
London, UK
I would hazard a guess that (s)he is worried about 'it' getting damaged in the post, wants to make sure that you haven't forgotten to post 'it', and would like to be in when the parcel arrives! :laugh:

Its cycling jersey though. He was more worried about the packaging being damaged in transit. Ive held the same ebay account since 2005 and never has anyone messaged me instructions on how i should package stuff up after they have paid for the item.

Im just a little shocked and surprised i guess. Maybe i should follow his instructions and triple box the jersey with more than generous helping of bubble wrap in between boxes and write 'As per your instructions...' on the invoice with a smiley face before sending it off to him.

He'll receive a box big enough to fit a small microwave which opens up into more boxes that open into more boxes before getting to the final box small enough to fit a book in where the jersey has been triple wrapped in bubble wrap with a load of foamy bits just incase the something should penetrate through all the layers of cardboard and bubblewrap while in transit.

Truely DHL proof!
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
Its cycling jersey though. He was more worried about the packaging being damaged in transit. Ive held the same ebay account since 2005 and never has anyone messaged me instructions on how i should package stuff up after they have paid for the item.

Im just a little shocked and surprised i guess. Maybe i should follow his instructions and triple box the jersey with more than generous helping of bubble wrap in between boxes and write 'As per your instructions...' on the invoice with a smiley face before sending it off to him.

He'll receive a box big enough to fit a small microwave which opens up into more boxes that open into more boxes before getting to the final box small enough to fit a book in where the jersey has been triple wrapped in bubble wrap with a load of foamy bits just incase the something should penetrate through all the layers of cardboard and bubblewrap while in transit.

Truely DHL proof!
Maybe he's addicted to 'Pass The Parcel'........................................Or short of his own packing material :laugh:
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
No, really there is no need to apologise. You meant what you said, and you said it. There is no way you can adequately apologise or make amends. The way you worded that statement spoke volumes. I now know exactly what you think. I had thought that was the case for some time, and your comments today just confirm my suspicions.
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
Its cycling jersey though. He was more worried about the packaging being damaged in transit. Ive held the same ebay account since 2005 and never has anyone messaged me instructions on how i should package stuff up after they have paid for the item.

Im just a little shocked and surprised i guess. Maybe i should follow his instructions and triple box the jersey with more than generous helping of bubble wrap in between boxes and write 'As per your instructions...' on the invoice with a smiley face before sending it off to him.

He'll receive a box big enough to fit a small microwave which opens up into more boxes that open into more boxes before getting to the final box small enough to fit a book in where the jersey has been triple wrapped in bubble wrap with a load of foamy bits just incase the something should penetrate through all the layers of cardboard and bubblewrap while in transit.

Truely DHL proof!

Tell him not to open the parcel with a stanley knife. It's really annoying when you slice your new purchase6
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Its cycling jersey though. He was more worried about the packaging being damaged in transit. Ive held the same ebay account since 2005 and never has anyone messaged me instructions on how i should package stuff up after they have paid for the item.

Im just a little shocked and surprised i guess. Maybe i should follow his instructions and triple box the jersey with more than generous helping of bubble wrap in between boxes and write 'As per your instructions...' on the invoice with a smiley face before sending it off to him.

He'll receive a box big enough to fit a small microwave which opens up into more boxes that open into more boxes before getting to the final box small enough to fit a book in where the jersey has been triple wrapped in bubble wrap with a load of foamy bits just incase the something should penetrate through all the layers of cardboard and bubblewrap while in transit.

Truely DHL proof!
Alternate the packing material. Then it'll be "DPD Proof".
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
To the cyclist: It looked like you were really enjoying the music on your headphones as you shot out of that tiny side street without looking left or right. I can fully understand why you made that gesture of almost having a heart attack when the car nearly hit you.

To the car driver: Very impressive reactions, mate! If you hadn't virtually stood your car on its bonnet, that cyclist would have ended up spread all over the road. Let me look to the heavens and slowly shake my head from side to side in agreement with you!
 
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