Things you'd like to say, but can't

[postman]

Dear neighbour. I know you have a business to run and I know we are rather rural here. However it us still a residential area. Do you really think starting chainsawing at 8.15 am is acceptable?

How dare they some silly sod.Is having a tree chopped down two doors away.The noise farks sake it's 10-00 am you have ruined my lie in.


(don't worry folks it's only a joke).The neighbour is a cyclist and a former lurker on here.

 

[hopless500]

How dare they some silly sod.Is having a tree chopped down two doors away.The noise farks sake it's 10-00 am you have ruined my lie in.


(don't worry folks it's only a joke).The neighbour is a cyclist and a former lurker on here.

He's still going

 

[colly]

so may have changed since then.

Sadly they have. Not been in for a meal for a while though so maybe it's improved. My son had a part time job there while he was saving to get married and I think the problem is that the kitchens are simply far too small. Being an old and I think a listed building there isn't much they can do about it.

 

[Salty seadog]

Pay at pump always, for exactly this reason

Yebut, how do you get your sandwich, crisps and Twix at the pump...?

 

[Jenkins]

Tesco, I know what it says on the pack, but there is no way that is five servings - I've only just made it last for two post ride helpings

 

[alicat]

Did you just grunt at interview like you are grunting at me now? Please understand that I am a customer, you know one of those nuisances who indirectly pay your wages and who can choose where to place their custom next time.

 

[potsy]

Thank you for lying about 'handing' my parcel to me at 12pm, as I did not get home til 1pm not sure who it was you gave it to.

Oh look there it is outside my front door, funny that.

 

[postman]

Thank you for lying about 'handing' my parcel to me at 12pm, as I did not get home til 1pm not sure who it was you gave it to.

Oh look there it is outside my front door, funny that.

Have a look at UPS on YouTube.Oh my word.

 

[Elswick Cotterpin]

iPhone? What do you want an iPhone for? You can't even spell iPhone.

 

[Kestevan]

Wow, our new American paymasters! That was a massive payrise, and totally made it worthwhile not having had one for 10 years.
It really makes me glad I stayed here and worked my nuts off for the last 12 months after you "reorganised" all the other coders out the door.

 

[RoubaixCube]

If youre asking for directions, It would be wise not to shout at and be rude at the person youre asking for directions from.

I have no idea what theater is showing what you are asking for and above all i dont know where the theaters in this area are. Im not a info booth so dont bloody treat me like one.

I hope you enjoy wandering around lost after i tried my best to direct you to someone who would know, but to quote you... "I havent got time for that!!"

good luck and godspeed.

 

[EltonFrog]

I'm sorry Alan.

 

[ColinJ]

"Oi - shift that OJ!"

Well, I could have said it but it was only 1 minute to closing at Lidl and the checkout woman was working flat out to clear the queue. I was struggling to keep up with her when putting the goods in my bags. I would have had to bring proceedings to a grinding halt and didn't want to make a fuss ...

I thought I'd spotted the corner of a carton of OJ touching the edge of the weighing area while my sweet potato was being weighed.

I just got home and looked at my till receipt - sweet potato, 1.081 kg @59p/kg = 64p. No weigh man! (sic) I just weighed the sweet spud in question and it is actually 680 g so I was right - 401 g worth of OJ carton got added to the weight. 0.401 x 59 p ~= 24p - drat!

 

[Haitch]

I'm sorry Alan.

That's OK, Carl. No hard feelings. x

 

[flatflr]

"The entrance door to Tesco is a stupid place to stop and have a conversation"

Oh wait, I did actually say that to the group of about 6 blocking most of the doorway.