LCpl Boiled Egg
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At least the weather is nice this morning.
Seriously, the bloke is clearly not well, stop supporting and encouraging his delusional claims just for your own amusement. He actually believes you care and like him which doesn't help him at all. One day he will go too far and management will have to clear up the mess.
You're being let go as part of the reorganization of the company, your role will cease to exist at the end of this month. You are no longer required after then, you will however be expected to fulfil your normal duties until then.
Failure to do so will result in instant dismissal
No I am not going to the conpany Christmas do, sweet of you to ask as you are looking for a dance partner but to be honest as a smoker your breath makes me feel sick, you seem like a decent guy but seriously
Exactly. If I was being shown the door at the end of the month, I'd be less-than motivated.'Well, what's the point?'
They say.
Exactly. If I was being shown the door at the end of the month, I'd be less-than motivated.
In fact, if I was out of the door this Friday, best of luck getting much work out of me between now and then!
Instant dismissal? Good luck with that.
Or, the person we all know, or have had to work with, who just stinks, simple as, the person you can smell several feet before they reach you, the person you know has just been in the room before you, the person who stinks of...... It isn't just cigarette smoke, they genuinely smell as though they haven't had a wash in ages, and they aren't always the roughest looking of people either, meaning you don't always know until it is too late.
Basically, if you don't know anyone like that and you smoke yourself, then the chances are, it's you!!