Things you'd like to say, but can't

[ColinJ]

Que ?

I was implying that your post was made on Saturday and took 5 days to reach CycleChat,

Never mind ...

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

I was implying that your post was made on Saturday and took 5 days to reach CycleChat,

Never mind ...

Not at all,time delay and all that

"Things you would like to say on a Saturday,but can't"

 

[raleighnut]

Not at all,time delay and all that

"Things you would like to say on a Saturday,but can't"

Get the brushes out you lazy 'fecker'

 

[Lullabelle]

You are probably half my age, strutting around in a bikini like you are the best thing since sliced bread, you are clearly unaware of your really bad cellulite.

 

[Brandane]

Dear Chris Evans, c/o Radio 2;
Will you please stop chuntering on about how good the weather is (in London) while we enter our third day of constant rain.
While you're at it, could you please stop making such a big deal about the feckin' weekend, as if it is something that only comes along once in a lifetime; it happens every week FFS!
In fact could you please just STFU and stop being such a shouty brat trying too hard to be positive about everything!!
(Before anyone states the blindingly obvious - I live in an area surrounded by hills, my choice of radio stations is extremely limited. It's BBC only, and Radio 2 is the lesser of the evils).

 

[ianrauk]

Dear Chris Evans, c/o Radio 2;
Will you please stop chuntering on about how good the weather is (in London) while we enter our third day of constant rain.
While you're at it, could you please stop making such a big deal about the feckin' weekend, as if it is something that only comes along once in a lifetime; it happens every week FFS!
In fact could you please just STFU and stop being such a shouty brat trying too hard to be positive about everything!!
(Before anyone states the blindingly obvious - I live in an area surrounded by hills, my choice of radio stations is extremely limited. It's BBC only, and Radio 2 is the lesser of the evils).

But it is absolutely gorgeous day in the SE and only getting better, heatwave forecast for next week

And in regards to the radio, you're using a computer right? Then you have 1000's of radio stations to choose from to stream.

Chris Evans is a pillock though.

 

[Maverick Goose]

How the heck did you manage to have a thread locked over tyre pressure???
Can't say it because the thread has been locked!

The whole thing obviously just blew up in his face...

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Fark but this job is boring. I have almost nothing to do, the phone never rings, my inbox doesn't fill up.

 

[hopless500]

Seriously? You didn't bother to respond ' because how would you know where it is?'
How about because you've had it the last two times and got the key from where it lives, which is where I'd put it. So where the f*** did you put it *****?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

(Before anyone states the blindingly obvious - I live in an area surrounded by hills, my choice of radio stations is extremely limited. It's BBC only, and Radio 2 is the lesser of the evils).

And in regards to the radio, you're using a computer right? Then you have 1000's of radio stations to choose from to stream.

This above @Brandane ya grumpy git
Keep up with the times: they have invented wireless headphones to stream any radio station worldwide from your pc to your heid.
There even are digital radios that can stream from your hub if you don't want to boot up

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You didn't tell me what you were going to do, and yet, somehow it is MY fault that I didn't know?? I am NOT PSYCHIC!!

No, there was a breakdown in communication, and you were to blame, got it?




Oh wait, I said something roughly similar to this.

 

[gbb]

'HESLEHURST.... STFU AND STOP SHOUTING'

Aaron Heslehurst...BBC business reporter, does my head in, overbearing, shouty, shouty shouty man.
I was watching a report (although usually as soon as his face appears on tv i usually turn it over) and hes on the streets of London, overtheatrically spouting on about something.
I turned to my wife and said..
'haha, id love to be walking past at that moment, i'd struggle not to shout....Heslehurst....NOOOOOOOO,

 

[Brandane]

This above @Brandane ya grumpy git
Keep up with the times: they have invented wireless headphones to stream any radio station worldwide from your pc to your heid.
There even are digital radios that can stream from your hub if you don't want to boot up

In English, please?
Stream is a small river.
PC is a Police Constable.
Hub is the centre of a wheel.
Boot up means putting on one's Doc Marten's.
Wireless headphones means they're broken!

 

[hopless500]

Seriously? You didn't bother to respond ' because how would you know where it is?'
How about because you've had it the last two times and got the key from where it lives, which is where I'd put it. So where the f*** did you put it *****?

Follow-up...
Oh look. It's materialised in the key cupboard all by itself. Thanks for being a d**** about it yesterday.
What I actually said - so where was the key?
#veryrestrained

 

[RoubaixCube]

Thats some horrendous plastic surgery...why would any female want their top lip done to make it look like they were 'duck facing' constantly. Top lip can shade the rest of her body from the rain