Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
Chill out, Ames
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
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Haitch
Flim Flormally
- Location
- Netherlands
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, ERICA! WRITE SOME BLOODY SENTENCES WITH VERBS IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Do not make the mistake of thinking that was a very short phone call because I am not feeling well.
It was a short phone call because I do not want to speak to you. I have had enough of hearing your lies.
It was a short phone call because I do not want to speak to you. I have had enough of hearing your lies.
Hill Wimp
Fair weathered,fair minded but easily persuaded.
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
You know that sandwich you've taken out of the fridge to have for your lunch? It's four days out of date. I hope you've taken it with you to throw in the bin.
Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
Please, for the love of everything that is holy, close your mouth when you are eating. I have spent time with camels who eat more quietly than you do. I have discussed this with you and you eat like a human for at least 2 mouthfuls afterwards but then we are back to eating like an animal. you make me want to throw up.
I have taken to putting on headphones and eating at a different time so that I don't heave.
I have taken to putting on headphones and eating at a different time so that I don't heave.
When I have spent the evening holding my mother's hand (oh, and fishing her dentures out of a bag of vomit-stained tissues and cleaning them up - eugh!) and talking to paramedics and seeing her off in the ambulance to hospital, and have been told by said paramedics that I'll probably get a phone call at 2am to collect her again, and have rung you (her other daughter) up to update you - at 11.20pm, after all that lot, I really don't want to hear (a) how much better you'd look after her if she had moved near you, rather than near me, nor (b) how nice your new car is. I want to sleep. Surely somewhere in between "sorry - I need to pay the taxi" and "sorry - just trying to find my door keys" and similar you might just think of ringing off? Apparently not.
[It turns out to have been a mild infection, which caused dehydration, which caused confusion - all sorted by an overnight stay and two bags of saline drip. So no early hours call out and not life-threatening. And the NHS were, as ever, marvellous, though in a marginally shambolic way.]
[It turns out to have been a mild infection, which caused dehydration, which caused confusion - all sorted by an overnight stay and two bags of saline drip. So no early hours call out and not life-threatening. And the NHS were, as ever, marvellous, though in a marginally shambolic way.]
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Listen love, don't even start to correct my usage of a word. I am very sodding sorry that I said Policy and not Procedure. You may also recall you dopey a***nugget, I am the FM and therefore do not read the Sales Procedures Manual as it is not exactly my department. Now go away as I cannot even be bothered to look at you.
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Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
Sorry broken English speaking Indian lady from call centre, I haven't had an accident in the last three years, neither has anyone else in the family, so your slave employers in the UK can't make any money out of me.
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