Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Spinney]

Just get on ya bike and ride the ******* thing, Stop making feeble excuses not to ride, Just get of your backsides and ride.

Didn't realise you knew me!

 

[Slioch]

I'd have shouted that at him.

It's taken me about 2 hours to come up with that. All I could manage at the time was "Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh! F**k! F**k! F**K!".

And.........................relax.

 

[Maverick Goose]

It's taken me about 2 hours to come up with that. All I could manage at the time was "Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh! F**k! F**k! F**K!".

And.........................relax.

 

[subaqua]

I don't care of they are called Sebastian and xavier, your little brats are going to hurt themselves or you or somebody else if they keep behaving like that and you don't discipline the little sh1ts . Actually screw it you let them put their heads in the sliding door to the vestibule you vacuous obnoxious cow.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Stop asking stupid questions and just ride the farking thing!

I think I know who you're talking about.

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

Yes,your arse does actually look big in those jeans.
Huge in fact

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Dear VOSA, Just check the tacho on every northbound truck at junction 35 of the M1. You'll probably found a fair few register as having been stood still in the middle of the M1 in neutral for the last 3 miles they've travelled.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

OMG! Get off that farking mobile and create a life!

 

[TheDoctor]

I think I know who you're talking about.

You might very well say that. I couldn't possibly comment.

 

[Lullabelle]

Your daughter is only 6, she shouldn't respond in such a way, where does she get it from? Getting stressed and crying so much she is almost hysterical just because the front door key was lost.

 

[Mrs M]

Bog off you self obsessed, morbidly obese, horrible, sneaky drama queen

 

[subaqua]

Your daughter is only 6, she shouldn't respond in such a way, where does she get it from? Getting stressed and crying so much she is almost hysterical just because the front door key was lost.

OTOH , when i locked myself out my 5yr old said " shall we go to the pub and ring mum in an hour then dad "

 

[Lullabelle]

OTOH , when i locked myself out my 5yr old said " shall we go to the pub and ring mum in an hour then dad "

 

[alicat]

Yes,your arse does actually look big in those jeans.
Huge in fact

Oi! @OskarTennisChampion, have you been following me around?!

 

[TVC]

Bog off you self obsessed, morbidly obese, horrible, sneaky drama queen

Oi, I'm not a drama queen.