Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Scoosh]

'Joke of the Day Week' goes to …


@The Velvet Curtain for this brilliant piece:

We make signalling transformers for Network Rail...

Just saying.

… given the Thread title !

Masterful - you really caught them all out.

You're really an accountant, aren't you ?

 

[Lullabelle]

What part of 'the photocopier doesn't work' don't you get? Actually I did say that , twonks

 

[ScotiaLass]

You cannot treat people like this. You have too much 'power' and no idea! I have kids older than you!
I am totally fed up with having to deal with you.
Funny though, when I mentioned my solicitor, you backed down and done what you should have in the first place!

 

[TVC]

'Joke of the Day Week' goes to …


@The Velvet Curtain for this brilliant piece:
… given the Thread title !

Masterful - you really caught them all out.

You're really an accountant, aren't you ?

Actually, Lullabelle is the accountant, I'm an engineer, and yes we do make transformers for Thales Signalling Systems.

 

[Puddles]

Okay I can work with age but I do need to know a "round" size too, I am out of ways to ask this in a polite manner...

You have said they are "big for their age" do you mean tall? or just fat?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Your email contains the word 'likely' eight times. It also says 'hopefully' four times. There is a word for folk like you.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The group email you sent criticising spelling and grammar? It's "should have" not "should of",




Except, I did say it and I replied to all.

oops.

 

[vernon]

Your email contains the word 'likely' eight times. It also says 'hopefully' four times. There is a word for folk like you.

An optimist?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

An optimist?

Well, it does end in 't'.

 

[ColinJ]

Well, it does end in 't'.

Likeahopefulist?

 

[Mrs M]

Aw, the John Lewis Christmas advert is out.
After the 2nd rate, Chuckle Brothers, amateurish, miserable excuse for "customer service" I have been subjected to by JL, I don't give a rat's furry bum .
Wow a £50 credit for "poor service", may just about cover the cost of my numerous phone calls to your disinterested agents.
You have nice "stuff" and good guarantees but I will not shop with you again.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I hope you get a car soon. Then I won't have to be late for work every day giving you a lift.

 

[SWSteve]

I want this as my ringtone
View: http://youtu.be/tVj0ZTS4WF4

 

[LocalLad]

You may be my bosses boss, and you may be a big cheese, but you know duck all about the topic we're discussing...I was hired to share my expertise in this area, so bloody listen.

 

[SD1]

M&S wouldn't be whining about profits if they didn't pay 10p for a slave in Korea to make a shirt then try to sell it at Meadowhall for £40.00!
Pathetically overpriced tat that won't last five minutes and sized for underfed fashion weenies.

Good luck to the whole bloody place. I got home virtually empty handed last night and found all I wanted in the Jacamo and Cotton Traders websites.

For clothes Fat face end of. Bought second hand of EBay. Quality that lasts