Things you'd like to say, but can't

[TVC]

I have no problem with you wearing a thong and a pair of leggings that provide absolutely no support or containment for your ample buttocks. But for the love of God why did you have to break into a run, it was most distracting.

 

[Lullabelle]

Your fag breath really is awful

 

[Jayaly]

Dear mr brand new jag. Congratulations on being the only person in a year of commuting to make a close pass on a bike with a toddler on the back. You must be so proud. I hope your wheels fall off and your wife gives you crabs.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Listen you silly man, the reason I am asking you a question is because I'd like an answer. Telling me I should know is not a proper answer.
Also you are a complete over paid prat.
You seem to have taken an instant dislike to me, well the feeling's mutual.
Today's exercise was a complete failure. Don't think you'd listen to me though. What do I know?

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Oh and take a shower and use deodorant you smelly git.

 

[Lullabelle]

Oh and take a shower and use deodorant you smelly git.

Do you work in our office there is someone in there I would dearly like to say that too

 

[Hill Wimp]

Please shut the FU. In the last 15 minutes i have learnt your whole life story and if you want to talk to your mother sit next to her not across the aisle from her.

You may not have noticed 4 people have got up and moved from this carriage, only 2 of us remain, one of them is comatosed and snoring and i cannot be asked to pick up my luggage and move. I have my headphones in and can still hear your inane witterings about the keys you lost 2 days ago and the fact that you are going to Ipswich for your daughters birthday but you are coming back tomorrow so you can go into effin Morrisons.

Shesh, give me a drunk banker on the train anyday!

 

[Speicher]

Please shut the FU. In the last 15 minutes i have learnt your whole life story and if you want to talk to your mother sit next to her not across the aisle from her.


Shesh, give me a drunk banker on the train anyday!

I guess that you would prefer @User14044 to be asleep next to you with his head resting on your shoulder.

 

[Slioch]

To the Clifton Wheelers rider I saw out today. Yes, your red club jersey and shorts, plus red Cube bike and red Oakleys made you look very cool and trendy, however the addition of a pair of knee length black socks undid all of that good work, and just made you look like a pratt. I suggest you stop buying matching accessories, and invest in a full length mirror.

 

[ColinJ]

To the Clifton Wheelers rider I saw out today. Yes, your red club jersey and shorts, plus red Cube bike and red Oakleys made you look very cool and trendy, however the addition of a pair of knee length black socks undid all of that good work, and just made you look like a pratt. I suggest you stop buying matching accessories, and invest in a full length mirror.

They were probably compression socks. (S)He might just wear because of some magazine article suggesting that they help this, avoid that ...

OTOH, they might have poor circulation in their legs and feel more comfortable with those socks on.

I wear a similar sock on my left leg much of the time now since the leg can swell due to my clot-damaged veins. I don't actually need to wear the sock on the bike because the pedalling action stops the blood pooling below the knee, but if I needed to wear compression socks when riding it would be nice not to be judged harshly for doing so!

 

[Slioch]

They were probably compression socks. (S)He might just wear because of some magazine article suggesting that they help this, avoid that ...

OTOH, they might have poor circulation in their legs and feel more comfortable with those socks on.

I wear a similar sock on my left leg much of the time now since the leg can swell due to my clot-damaged veins. I don't actually need to wear the sock on the bike because the pedalling action stops the blood pooling below the knee, but if I needed to wear compression socks when riding it would be nice not to be judged harshly for doing so!

You're right. I didn't think about that. Apologies.

 

[Saluki]

Before you decide to try and mess with me there is something you should know: I had my dislocated shoulder put back in it's place with NO medication. I could break you like a twig

 

[ColinJ]

You're right. I didn't think about that. Apologies.

Mind you ... my vanity prevents me walking to the shops in long black socks and shorts so I change my socks for the 5 minute walk each way and then change them back when I get home!

 

[andyfraser]

They were probably compression socks. (S)He might just wear because of some magazine article suggesting that they help this, avoid that ...

OTOH, they might have poor circulation in their legs and feel more comfortable with those socks on.

I wear a similar sock on my left leg much of the time now since the leg can swell due to my clot-damaged veins. I don't actually need to wear the sock on the bike because the pedalling action stops the blood pooling below the knee, but if I needed to wear compression socks when riding it would be nice not to be judged harshly for doing so!

I think I need compression socks. I need to get the swelling in my right leg down. Did you buy off the shelf or get some specially made?

 

[Lullabelle]

Do you tut that much at home