Things you'd like to say, but can't

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GetAGrip

Still trying to look cool and not the fool HA
Location
N Devon
Huh, block my garden gate again with your ugly big black 4x4 range rover thingy and tell me, "I still have my drive to use round the corner if I want to get to my front garden" and I may just do that. The weeds on the gravel path near said gate could do with a blast through with the strimmer.
 
You are my child and I love you. Right now I do not like you.
I have tried to help you but you've rejected that help. You are putting me under undue stress and I need it to stop.
Try going elsewhere and doing f*ck all to help out, paying no board and behaving the way you do.
Grow up, before I force you to.

Something's are better said and discussed, if that's how you feel maybe it wound be better to share your thoughts.
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
Well you finished 'working' with us today, there was no card, collection or gifts. Maybe now you will understand that you were not the popular person you thought you were, in fact most people will be glad to see the back of you. You have said that if things don't work out then you can always come back here, no chance, if you hadn't left then you would have been sacked.
 

TVC

Guest
If you are going to talk all the way thtough a live performance of 'Up the Junction' you really shouldn't be at a Glenn Tilbrook gig.
 

Spinney

Bimbleur extraordinaire
Location
Back up north
Well you finished 'working' with us today, there was no card, collection or gifts. Maybe now you will understand that you were not the popular person you thought you were, in fact most people will be glad to see the back of you. You have said that if things don't work out then you can always come back here, no chance, if you hadn't left then you would have been sacked.

I'm really pleased to be leaving this awful job and even worse commute for one with better work, prospects, money and to which it's easier and cheaper to travel.

Is there any connection...? :laugh:
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
To the young guy (but not so young as not to know better) on the train yesterday who was wearing a military style jacket complete with a rather prominent Hammer and Sickle badge on....... Do you even KNOW what you are wearing??!!:rolleyes:

I know of people who wouldn't be as polite as myself towards you, and who view the emblem you are wearing to be as bad as a swastika!

You know, there was/probably still is a fashion label called 'Soviet' and I had a t-shirt which I wore a few times many years ago before feeling like a bit of a fanny (even though the lettering was small on it), so if you are just in the same situation as myself, then so be it, but if you aren't, and really still don't 'get it', then, what can I say? You sir, are a twunt!!



Unfortunately, it seems to be an acceptable emblem in this country, presumably because we never had to suffer under the Soviets and because people seem to think the Cold War was, quite literally cool (until a nuke came of course).:rolleyes:
 
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pplpilot

Guru
Location
Knowle
Every bloody morning!! you sit there with your hands over the waste paper basket clipping your sodding nails! the clip, clip, clip sound drives me nuts, do your nails really grow that quick you find the need to do it every morning? do you not have a bathroom at home?, and then, and then I have to sit here all day listening to your bloody trumpet nose blowing every 20 minutes then witness you examining the contents of your handkerchief before finding a clean bit to fold outwards to put back in your pocket ... you dirty dirty bastard! I'll be a happy man when you retire the end of the year and good riddance because every order you process has somthing missing or stuff added that wasn't asked for, I wouldn't mind but you have only worked here for 22 years...
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
Every bloody morning!! you sit there with your hands over the waste paper basket clipping your sodding nails! the clip, clip, clip sound drives me nuts, do your nails really grow that quick you find the need to do it every morning? do you not have a bathroom at home?, and then, and then I have to sit here all day listening to your bloody trumpet nose blowing every 20 minutes then witness you examining the contents of your handkerchief before finding a clean bit to fold outwards to put back in your pocket ... you dirty dirty *******! I'll be a happy man when you retire the end of the year and good riddance because every order you process has somthing missing or stuff added that wasn't asked for, I wouldn't mind but you have only worked here for 22 years...

Print this out and hand it to them on their final day!! :laugh:
 
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