Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Lanzecki]

You don't work with my ex husband, do you?

Ohh, I think I'll stop there. I sense hostility. I know when to stop

 

[TheDoctor]

You are lazy, controlling and delusional. You think everyone likes you and that if your new job doesn't work out, and we all know it won't, then you can always come back here no chance child, nobody wants you back.

Boss? Is that you?

I've worked with that bloke too. I was so glad when he left...

 

[Maverick Goose]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Really, I am doing this because it is nice to be nice, I can see what you are saying, yes, but I am a (skint) philanthropist at heart, so I will give the museum what I damn well like, now leave me alone!!

 

[marknotgeorge]

Okay, so whose idea was a document store full of heavy boxes of old documents in the upstairs of a building in a town 10 miles from either office?

 

[TVC]

You don't work with my ex husband, do you?

Not unless your ex-husbsnd is a 22 year old surgicslly attached to her phone. For a while she was put under my charge, the worst staff member I have ever had, and the only one I have ever given up on. No section leader will work with her now, and her finding another job just stops us having to sack her. Meanwhile, as Lu suggests, she actually believes she is the best thing to happen to the company. Unbelieveable. There won't be a collection or card.

 

[Hover Fly]

Quite normal, but sticky toffee pudding makes me think of fat business men being spoonfed by their nannies, possibly while wearing nappies.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooo, that just isn't normal!

Believe me, it's quite normal for bunny, pretty tame in fact, compared to some of the things she imagines.

 

[perplexed]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LSD has a lot to answer for...

 

[subaqua]

guys , am really going to miss working with you lot in my new role in the company. you have been a PITA and also a great source of laughs . gonna miss you all .

 

[Moon bunny]

You do not even live in this town, so why are you pushing your "Keep Ulverston Special" anti-business propaganda through my letterbox?

 

[Maverick Goose]

Say it loud, I'm a Guardianista and I'm proud!

 

[Saluki]

When I text to remind you about your appointment, that is the time to let me know that you have moved to another county and no longer require my services. I was very happy sat in your ex drive waiting for you to get 'back home' as I thought that you were running late. I gave up at 2.30pm and went to my next client. Telling me that you have moved at 7pm this evening was not bloody helpful. I had turned people away as you had booked my time today.

 

[classic33]

You come here having made it plain, here & elsewhere, that you like neither the people nor the place. Believing them to be beneath you, yet still you return. Usually to point out how superior you are, because your work involves sitting on your backside all day long. Oddly you never seem to say much, whilst sat on this piece of anatomy.
Maybe that "warm feeling" you leave with is caused by you talking out it.

 

[EltonFrog]

I can't think of any situation social or professional where it's acceptable to talk over somome when they are speaking can you? Would you stand and talk at the back of a theatre, or a work presentation, or a best man speech, or a church, or in a class room? Would stand and gossip in the cinema? No? Good, please shut the feck up when I'm talking then for fecks sake!

 

[Arjimlad]

Madam, by driving out round that small puddle onto my side of the road, I am left in no doubt that you care not one jot for my personal safety & wellbeing, but please think about the person who has to valet, clean & polish your immaculate 4x4.

He would surely rather wash off a bit of muddy splash on the passenger side than bits of blood and hair on the driver's side.

I also think my bike might scratch the paintwork somewhat.