Seriously though, here in Dumbarton, West Dunbartonshire, West Central Scotland:
Likes: The scenery, the history, reasonably decent cyclepaths, the proximity to the countryside and Glasgow, so you get the best of both worlds, the low cost of living, and people seem to be reasonably friendly.
Dislikes: Faslane on my doorstep - If something happens, we will get it first. If Wastemonster really want it, why don't they have it down south?? Oh, no, wait, that would never do!
Also, it is a run down area and the Clouncil have absolutely NO imagination whatsoever. Worse still, we have Jackie ******* Bailie as our MSP. 'Nuff said.
Our local hospital has been cut back and cut back and with it's proximity to Loch Lomond, something Big is eventually going go happen and suddenly the powers that be will all be trying to reinvent the wheel and 'review the situation'.
We have good public transport links..... Up until about 11PM, so if you go out for the night in Glasgow, you will most likely get stuck and have to shell out £30 - 40 for a taxi unless you stay there all night and get the first train back.
Oh, and the local Neds make certain areas a bit crap.
On the whole though, I don't imagine that where I live is any worse than anywhere else really, it is all swings and roundabouts after all.