Things that have bothered you for a long time.

[Andy in Germany]

When actors/actresses are asked to audition for unattractive characters, e.g. Mr Collins in P&P, do they get upset?

I've often wondered that: how do agents phrase such things to their client: "I've got a great role for you: An ugly middle aged creepy guy who utterly fails to marry the heroine. The director has your picture and he thinks you'll be perfect..."

 

[Beebo]

Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones: was he a good drummer or not?

Yes he’s very Good. He’s got £250 million in the bank.
He keeps Ronnie Wood and Keith Richards honest in live shows

 

[Chris S]

Why do children deliberately ride their bikes across your path?

 

[Andy in Germany]

Why do children deliberately ride their bikes across your path?

Because when you are a child anyone over about a metre (3') tall doesn't exist...

 

[Chris S]

These ones are a bit older. They seem to think bikes are dodgem cars.

 

[Chris S]

If Bigfoot has big feet then does he also have a big willy?

 

[classic33]

If Bigfoot has big feet then does he also have a big willy?

Is bigfoot male.

 

[Beebo]

If Bigfoot has big feet then does he also have a big willy?

If you’ve ever been outside in cold weather you’d know the answer.

 

[Blue Hills]

Curating stuff that doesn't need curating. Bullcrap artisans. An advert for an advert: "Your advert could be here".

Kerching.
Just had a mail from chain reaction about their "curated collection of new tyres".
One of several reasons why i don't use them much these days and for several years.

 

[Chris S]

Why when you open a new tin of paint which has been stored and shelved upright is there always paint on the underside of the lid?

It's splashed during transportation?

 

[gavroche]

In any TV soap you watch, none of them do any work but they all seem to have plenty of money as they spend most of their time in the pub, eating out, drive latest cars etc...

 

[DCBassman]

In any TV soap you watch,

You really shouldn't watch, soaps are as brain-rotting as drugs, IMHO...

 

[DaveReading]

It's splashed during transportation?

Indeed. And when you paint a ceiling, you don't expect the paint all to fall off ...

 

[roadrash]

why does keith richards of the rolling stones look like hes been mummified

 

[Lullabelle]

Drama queens-why do they have to over-dramatize everything and tell everyone their private business?