Things that have bothered you for a long time.

[CanucksTraveller]

Does the man who drives my local ice cream van know that its chimes are playing 'Friggin in the Riggin'?

In a similar vein, I wonder did Bing Crosby realise that "Little Drummer Boy" is exactly the same melody as Prince Buster's "Wreck a Pum Pum"? It causes singalong awkwardness in my house at Christmas, I can tell you.

 

[Chris S]

In a similar vein, I wonder did Bing Crosby realise that "Little Drummer Boy" is exactly the same melody as Prince Buster's "Wreck a Pum Pum"? It causes singalong awkwardness in my house at Christmas, I can tell you.

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

Mary Berry.
So perfect in everything.
And how many cans of hairspray does she use?

 

[Low Gear Guy]

Mary Berry.
So perfect in everything.
And how many cans of hairspray does she use?

And why is she not well rounded after making so many cakes?

 

[Chris S]

Because Vanessa Phelps eats them all

 

[Moon bunny]

Why are some of the mini-bananas Aldi are selling at 49p for seven larger than their full size ones at 69p for five?

 

[classic33]

Where does the Incredible Hulk buy his trousers(and underwear) from?

Lower legs are in shreds, along with anything on his upper half, but the waist and upper legs always remain intact.

 

[Low Gear Guy]

If I develop coronavirus symptoms will I have to cycle to Inverness, kipping in ditches on the way?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Flies

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Where does the Incredible Hulk buy his trousers(and underwear) from?

Lower legs are in shreds, along with anything on his upper half, but the waist and upper legs always remain intact.

He has puny quads but massive calf muscles.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

My colleague tells everyone everything and milks it quite a bit, no concept of privacy.

What’s even more disturbing is those who continue to share personal details with such persons.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

If Bigfoot has big feet then does he also have a big willy?

You know what they say about big feet............big shoes

 

[Chris S]

I've just turned Steve Wright's show off. Why do the BBC pay him £500,000 a year?

 

[mustang1]

People who start a sentence by saying they are not being funny but....
And then they say their piece and I think that wasn't even funny, what made you think it could have been funny?
Then they get puzzled.

 

[mustang1]

I've just turned Steve Wright's show off. Why do the BBC pay him £500,000 a year?

Coz of the other 99 percent who listen to him.
Btw idk who Steve Wright is and nor do I know what this thread is about. Shrugs.