Things about Christmas you positively hate

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fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
A whole thread about Christmas hate ?

Well: move aside grumpies 🤣 Ive got 12 days off work, plenty of time to do as I please and yet another plate of enjoyment to get through here 🤩

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Snap. I knew I'd forgotten something. No silverskin pickled onions to go with my lovely cheese.
 

Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
He hates the neighbour. Probably got rotten sprouts in it.

Maybe he posted this then?

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Jameshow

Veteran
I think it is the family socialising thing I can't be bothered with - this last weeks been great, just me and the wife, xmas tree up, get the curtains closed early, big open fire on, and we just sit about and read - wonderful

But the morrow, some family coming for dinner, I can't be bothered with it, and then later in the week more family arriving to stay, and they just argue and bicker

beam me up scotty

If you knew what it's like being alone for Christmas you wouldn't feel like that?
 

Moon bunny

Judging your grammar
I don’t exactly hate it, but what amuses me is the way some people take it all far too seriously, coming to blood boiling point over a song, panicking over a parsnip or two, someone else spending their own money. Just step back and breathe.
If you don’t want to celebrate and lift the spirits at what would over wise be the dreariest time of year, then don’t, but remember,” cry and you cry alone.”
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Oh missed one - treating Christmas as if there is going to be some sort of 3 week siege.
The shops are shut for one day. And even then the local corner shop / offie is likely to be open.

I just laugh. That said, we've got a lot of veg as it was super cheap, but it will keep well in the fridge, and we'll eat it.
 

Supersuperleeds

Legendary Member
Location
Leicester
I don’t exactly hate it, but what amuses me is the way some people take it all far too seriously, coming to blood boiling point over a song, panicking over a parsnip or two, someone else spending their own money. Just step back and breathe.
If you don’t want to celebrate and lift the spirits at what would over wise be the dreariest time of year, then don’t, but remember,” cry and you cry alone.”

Not us Leeds fans, we cry together, usually early May when we've lost another play off game.
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
Inflatable reindeers and other xmas ***te which after a few days collapse into amorphous blobs [probably like the person who put them there]. Houses like this usually have abseiling plastic santas hanging on a rope...it looks like there topping themselves :laugh:

I really like climbing/waving/abseiling Santas.....much better than the tasteful stuff you see decorating the £15 million homes of Russian oligarchs in Kensington.
 
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