The things you find while cycling ......

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Buckled

New Member
Industrial gloves. Thousands of them. On every verge of every road since the dawn of time. I think it's a cunning plan by the North Koreans, but I can't work out what they're up to. I might even get a job an industrial-clothing warehouse and learn some Korean (Northern dialect) so I can find out and save the world.
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
 

Arjimlad

Tights of Cydonia
Location
South Glos
a latex vigina with lubrication & some birching rods
a bright pink vibrator (on the A49 last summer)
2 anniversary copies of Private magazine. (the 18th anniversary and 21st anniversary editions before anyone asks and I can confirm that hard core porn magazine were exceptionally bad in the '80's)

Crikey, perhaps it is time to stop cycling through your local Ann Summers shop?!
 

wisdom

Guru
Location
Blackpool
Wallet with driving licence in it.contacted the local police station,they said they would be in touch.Still waiting after 4 weeks
 

EltonFrog

Legendary Member
I found a £20 note on the pavement/drive bit outside someone house once, I took it to the house, knocked on the door and John Virgo opened it. I said I found this £20 note, is it yours? Yes, he said, took it from me and shut the door. No thanks, nothing. I wish I'd kept it. self-gratification artist.
 
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Smurfy

Smurfy

Naturist Smurf
A steel tape measure, which worked very well for me for years until I accidentally left it out in the rain. A small (motorcycle?) toolkit containing various small spanners and a few box wrenches. A rather smashed up mobile phone. A large squeegee type thing with a thick silicone rubber blade, which I think is for removing water from a car before drying and polishing.
 

chunkymonkey909

Active Member
£1, Camelbak insulated bottle, Small saddle bag with tube and multitool, Tool sharpener, Wretchet spanner, Lots of dead badgers this year. Sounds like a list from Bruce’s Generation game.
 
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Smurfy

Smurfy

Naturist Smurf
Found a tenner in the gutter today while out riding. I was on a linear ride, so some kind unfortunate soul has paid for my train fare to get me back to the start point.
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
A £20 note at a red light halfway round Hammersmith Broadway. I glanced down and noticed it just as the lights went green. Not wishing to be flattened by four lanes of rush hour traffic, I didn't dismount to pick it up. At other times, about seventy yellow golf balls on a grass verge ...and a motorcycle helmet, thankfully unoccupied by a head.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Anyone on here willing to own up and admit to finding money and not handing it in,apart from me? :whistle:
Unless its either a large amount or in a purse/wallet then I've long since given up handing cash in.
Too many questions asked about how I came by it.
 
Anyone on here willing to own up and admit to finding money and not handing it in,apart from me? :whistle:
Unless its either a large amount or in a purse/wallet then I've long since given up handing cash in.
Too many questions asked about how I came by it.
This, not to mention living rurally, the closest police station is often not that close/convenient or easy to get to and 'next time I am passing' could be weeks away.

Though I have rehomed/returned/reunited a cashless wallet with a family by knocking on their door pre 7am and asking them if they had lost a wallet... I found it outside on the road and decided to chance it being that house. My first question was "I know this is going to sound odd, but what is your name please?" whilst clearly holding a credit card in my hand but not to the point that they could see it.... they gave the correct one, so I gave an explanation and handed over the wallet
 
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