classic33
Leg End Member
Still didn't make me stand out enough.No entry sign on your back
The things you find while cycling ......
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Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
I found some nifty wire cutters in the road, a tired & empty old pannier thrown in the hedge, and some lazy sod's punctured inner tube hung on farm gate. Perhaps said lazy sod planned to return later with the car to tidy it up ?
gilespargiter
Veteran
- Location
- N Wales
This year - Tractor drawbar pin complete with clip, up to date map of the UK showing bridge heights, new tarpaulin section for the side of a marquee, Toyota ignition key, nice new quilted council hi viz 3/4 coat, complete spare tube and tyre lever kit nicely packaged (wrong size for me unfortunately - but a nice surprise for a friend), Pair of lovely rollcut secateurs (just on que to replace my old ones), Even a MTB tyre from a dumped bike. Quite a reasonable haul I thought.
Easytigers
Guru
Hardly ever find anything. There was a Thermos flask the other day. It kind of fit into my back pocket but I felt like Quasimodo so left it for the pannier carriers!
Jefferson Meriwether
Veteran
- Location
- Worthing
I haven't found anything of any real interest; just the occasional roadkill.
SatNavSaysStraightOn
Changed hemispheres!
- Location
- ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ 'ɐɹɹǝquɐƆ
a latex vigina with lubrication & some birching rods
a bright pink vibrator (on the A49 last summer)
2 anniversary copies of Private magazine. (the 18th anniversary and 21st anniversary editions before anyone asks and I can confirm that hard core porn magazine were exceptionally bad in the '80's)
a bright pink vibrator (on the A49 last summer)
2 anniversary copies of Private magazine. (the 18th anniversary and 21st anniversary editions before anyone asks and I can confirm that hard core porn magazine were exceptionally bad in the '80's)
Globalti
Legendary Member
I used to cycle 7 miles each way to a gardening job for 15 pence an hour. One day I spotted a cow's head in the ditch with a hole in the mddle of its temple. I used to stop most days and stare at it after that.
One day I got the idea that I'd like to lay a trail all the way to work so I filled my Dad's garden spray with water, strapped it on the luggage rack and dribbled water on the road for seven miles. I have no idea what possessed me to do that.
One day I got the idea that I'd like to lay a trail all the way to work so I filled my Dad's garden spray with water, strapped it on the luggage rack and dribbled water on the road for seven miles. I have no idea what possessed me to do that.
400bhp
Guru
Rob3rt
Man or Moose!
- Location
- Manchester
Possibly the medication they put you on after they found you sat in a ditch staring at a rotting cows head, lol!
jayonabike
Powered by caffeine & whisky
- Location
- Hertfordshire
An adjustable spanner, a good quality one as well which gets used often.
Mattonsea
Über Member
- Location
- New Forest
A dead Stag.
Browser
Guru
- Location
- Crowland, Lincolnshire, UK.
Same here, only she was dying when we got to her. She'd been pregnant at the time, which we knew because her eggs (pretty well-on by the look of them, probably why she couldn't get out of the way of the car in time) were next to her. Not nice when you can;t do anything to save an animal from suffering
Browser
Guru
- Location
- Crowland, Lincolnshire, UK.
My blood's boiling just reading this. Fitting punishment for anyone found to have done this would be to treat them the same way, only dump them beside a remote road in, say, backwoods Russia with one car-per-week traffic, batsrads!
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Sanity and insanity in equal measures.
