The things you find while cycling ......

[cosmicbike]

a latex vigina with lubrication & some birching rods
a bright pink vibrator (on the A49 last summer)
2 anniversary copies of Private magazine. (the 18th anniversary and 21st anniversary editions before anyone asks and I can confirm that hard core porn magazine were exceptionally bad in the '80's)

You may wish to change your route.

Or not

 

[Pale Rider]

I found a small spanner.

Turned out it was the right size - 11mm I think - for satellite cable F plugs, so I've used it a few times.

 

[Chris-H]

A 3ft tree trunk that had rotted from the inside, went back with the cargo trailer, extremely heavy and hard work getting it 3 miles home but looks superb planted up in my garden.

 

[nickyboy]

Has anyone mentioned happiness yet?

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1yYDuSf3C4

 

[ankaradan]

Too much road kill.
Too much fly-tipped building waste
Too much general litter

 

[Leaway2]

A wallet stuffed with cash and credit cards in Altrincham. Handed it in to the local dibble.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

A wallet stuffed with cash and credit cards in Altrincham. Handed it in to the local dibble.

that has just reminded me of the one I found in someone's driveway onetime, so having a brief look at the name on the card, I knocked on the front door and asked if they wouldn't mind humouring me and giving me their name... I was visibily holding the wallet. The look of relief on their faces was considerable to say the least (they clearly knew it was missing) and they were able to provide me with the correct name and a pretty good idea of the rest of the cards (which I had not previously looked at). Taking it ot the local police station would have been way out of my way on my rural commute, so hazzarding a guess at the house was a much better option for me. (I only had 3 houses to choose from and it was effectively in the driveway of one of those houses, so there wasn't much chance it belonged to anyone else!)

 

[Frood42]

Just roadkill, like foxes, badgers and rabbits...
I don't take them home though!

 

[DCLane]

On Sunday I found a teenager's bus pass with pre-paid ticket. Thought they were local - checking the postcode on it they weren't - but decided to return it anyway.

I arrived at their house to find her and her parents going through the car/house looking for said bus pass. She'd lost it visiting a friend's house apparently. Cue warm, fuzzy feeling for being helpful for the afternoon.

 

[Booyaa]

On Sunday I found a teenager's bus pass with pre-paid ticket. Thought they were local - checking the postcode on it they weren't - but decided to return it anyway.

I arrived at their house to find her and her parents going through the car/house looking for said bus pass. She'd lost it visiting a friend's house apparently. Cue warm, fuzzy feeling for being helpful for the afternoon.

Good lad!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Found my way home once

 

[ColinJ]

A few years back, just down the road from me, I found a purse with some credit cards and lots of cash in. The name on the cards sounded Spanish and I had noticed a Spanish-looking woman going in and out of a house between where I found the purse and where I lived, so I went round and knocked on the door. I told her that I had found a purse which I thought might be hers, and handed it over when she confirmed the name. She must have dropped it getting out of her car, which was parked a few doors away.

 

[Leodis]

A fella from Trumpington (hehe) found a bag of dog poo and covered himself in it, he was American as well!!

 

[welsh dragon]

A fella from Trumpington (hehe) found a bag of dog poo and covered himself in it, he was American as well!!

 

[Leodis]

http://road.cc/content/news/98767-c...ault-after-tipping-dog-excrement-over-cyclist