The Retirement Thread

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Good morning all, a bright start here.
 
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Dirk

Dirk

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Morning all :hello:

Seems that there was a footy match on last night.
Just heard on the 7am news that England won. I suppose that means there will be another match in the offing sometime soon.
Some eejits letting fireworks off after 10pm! So that's what it was about.
You may have gathered that my interest in football ranks slightly lower that my interest in non alcoholic beer.

Off down to the van this morning to change the rear marker lights for some shiny new matching ones. It's bugged me for some time that they are different types on each side. OCD kicked in when I noticed it.
 
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From my facebook page this morning.

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Exlaser2

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Holiday is going well here in emsworth. Weather is ok , mostly dry but has been very windy so we haven’t used the bikes since Monday.
Weather forecast looking sunnier for today and tomorrow.
Think it’s the beach today , wife and daughter are packing swimming costumes, i on the hand am packing a jumper, a book and a tiny dab radio lol .
Then on Friday we are planning to ride round to Bosham for a picnic. .
 
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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
I am awake earlier than usual despite not getting to sleep until just after 04:00. It is another blood test day and I always seem to wake up before my alarm on these days, seemingly in case it doesn't go off. My phone alarm has never let me down but I suppose that there is always the possibility. I usually set an alarm on my tablet too, just in case, but forgot this time. Hopefully, my reading will be OK after my holiday so my drug dosage can be left alone otherwise I could be in for months of adjustments and retest...

I am not into football but did watch the second half while eating a late meal. The man next door was giving me very obvious verbal spoilers through our party wall anyway... Shouting when England had a chance of a goal, groaning when Denmark did, Bellowing when England scored, Screaming when the Danes did, and celebrating VERY loudly at the end. I had switched off before the end anyway.

I don't have the time or energy to follow 2 sports anyway; cycling is already overloading me, especially with extra coverage of women's events.

I have my Garforth forum ride coming up on Saturday. It will be the first big group ride that I have done since autumn 2019. It looks like we will get a turnout of at least 10 riders, maybe as many as 13 or 14. Which reminds me... I must check that our cafe stop will cope. If any of you are in the area and fancy a slow, chatty tour of the Vale of York, you are welcome to join us.

Other things to do before then. Catch you again tonight AFTER I have watched today's TdF stage, which for most of you early birds will be tomorrow!
 
On my way home from my ride yesterday there were some roadworks - after them a bloke on a scruffy mountain bike past me - looked like he was coming home from work - which is good.

However, he seemed to have that "old fat bloke wearing a helmet and hi-vis - I must be loads faster than him" attitude

SO he past me - but then - due to male hormones - has to stay ahead.
Now - to be fair I was on an ebike - but when he past me I checked my speedo as I was rather surprised. I was doing 17.8 mph (OK OK OK - there was a tail wind I am not normally that fast on the flat!) so I carefully maintained that speed - even dropped a bit.
I could see he was starting to struggle
Problem is that I cycle nearly every day and only use the lowest assist level - sometime even have it OFF so I can ride at a reasonable speed for an old fat bloke - probably more accurate to say 'less fat than he used to be bloke'
and - remember - the motor cuts off at 15.5 mph - so it wasn;t helping

Anyway - I ended up slowing down to 16.5 mph so I didn't catch him up then he turned up towards a 'black path' that I sometimes use as a short cut to my house - I didn;t go that way because I would have finished with a mileage that was below my target.
So - I carry on via the main road and am still below target miles - so I take a long route round the park and back through a dodgy estate and onto the park
As I enter the park another bike was approaching a gate - so I stopped to let him go first
Guess who!
Yup - it was the bloke on the mountain bike who looked rather shocked to find me coming from the wrong angle after he took the short cut

He probably thinks I was cheating with a hacked speed limited

but no - he just got beaten by an old fat bloke wearing hi-vis and a helmet!!!!

I didn't tell him


Is gloating using a long winded tale allowed on here???
I just find it funny when men - or boys - feel they need to pass me and then struggle to keep ahead but would rather die of exhaustion than have me catch up


I bet some of the Ladies find the same thing??
 
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