I'm going to share my dream with you........last night I was holed up in a house in a small village with my family. The house had a clear view of the road entering the village.
We were living through a pandemic and had to keep a 24 hour watch for people approaching on the road. We shot anyone who appeared in case they were infected.
Stay away from Chorley.........,,,🔫
That tops Mrs Tenkaykev’s dream.
The local pub had reopened ( it’s sadly now a Vets) . We were sat in there while the landlord ( one of our geordie friends) was preparing bacon rolls for us. We’re both veggie but Mrs Tenkaykev couldn’t bring herself to tell him as he was being so thoughtful. No beers were on show and the landlord wasn’t allowed to tell us what beers were available as it wasn’t yet noon…