The Retirement Thread

[Exlaser2]

Morning again . Everything sorted with my mum and I am safely back home again . I really want breakfast/ brunch and a coffee but I think I will have a little nap first. Lol.
Must be getting old lol ,I used to work shifts ( swap week about ) so I spent 20 years getting up at 4 in the morning to be at work for 5. And the next week starting work at 4 in the afternoon and not getting home until 4 in the morning and never thought anything about it .

PS Marmite is still vile .
PPS My central heating is definitely on and set at 21 degrees. 😂😂

 

[ColinJ]

Nobody even seemed to notice that Monica (me) posted a Bill Clinton picture doing a size thing. Even Drago was silent

I noticed, and immediately thought of a rather tasteless comment. I thought I'd wait for @Drago to post, but since he is slacking...


"And Monica (the other one) said 'OMG, Billy, I never dreamed it would be THAT big!'"

 

[Paulus]

Nobody even seemed to notice that Monica (me) posted a Bill Clinton picture doing a size thing. Even Drago was silent

I saw what you did

 

[Dirk]

I think derogatory posts about Marmite should be made a hate crime.

 

[classic33]

You'll not be heading back to the bed again I'm supposing.

 

[monkers]

I still feel groggy but it is time to get up. Cryptic crosswords to solve/get stuck on and over-tricky puzzle games to write!

I know how much you enjoyed the G.E.G.S one.

To egg on we hear. (5)

 

[monkers]

I noticed, and immediately thought of a rather tasteless comment. I thought I'd wait for @Drago to post, but since he is slacking...


"And Monica (the other one) said 'OMG, Billy, I never dreamed it would be THAT big!'"

I think they were a bit harsh on Bill impeaching him just for that. After all he did splash out on a new dress.

See how hard I've worked just to get that joke in. I was going to say 'gag' but I thought better of it.

 

[numbnuts]

You'll not be heading back to the bed again I'm supposing.

NO

 

[BoldonLad]

After reading about other's sub zero temperatures, we have a sub-tropical 1C here, still snow on the ground.

We managed a five mile walk, just made it home, before the snow started again.

 

[Dirk]

Yummy!

 

[monkers]

A CCer name BoldonLad
Yest'day a lim'rick he had
When there's snow on the ground.
Footing's no longer sound
One slip can be terribly bad.

He don't say if there's snow on the roof
No sense of him being aloof
Some folk I do hear
Have snow ear to ear
He's with hat, so there's being no proof.

 

[Paulus]

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Yummy!

What is the pink stuff?

 

[Dave7]

Good Morning Folks,
A sunny but cold morning, turbo session completed and hoovering done ( or should that be Henrying done ?)
we walked to Wimborne yesterday to pop into Waitrose as our favourite ground coffee was on offer. I ventured in to the store as I could see that they were very quiet and I wanted to get a couple of cards for upcoming birthdays. When I got through the checkout I was astonished that the bill came to over £40! I'd made the mistake of wandering into the beers and spirits aisle and ended up with a few bottles of Innis and Gunn Blood Red Sky, some St Peters Organic bitter and a nice bottle of single malt that was on offer
On the plus side, I did remember to get the birthday cards.
Have a peaceful day folks

Which malt did you get ??

 

[Dave7]

I think they were a bit harsh on Bill impeaching him just for that. After all he did splash out on a new dress.

See how hard I've worked just to get that joke in. I was going to say 'gag' but I thought better of it.

A young girl like you shouldn't understand those things

 

[monkers]

A young girl like you shouldn't understand those things

True. Blame the internet.