The Retirement Thread

[BoldonLad]

I rather think the tone of the Retirement Thread has deteriorated/improved*.

It started with @Mo1959 , taking about Bras, now we have graduated to Porn Sites

Keep up the good work

* delete as appropriate

 

[monkers]

A Scots lass we know here as Mo
On a bike she's damn fast we all know
Down the roads she's seen to jus' fly
Wind in hair, scenes quick go skate by
Tho, she's modest 'n' we don't hear her crow

I'm lazily avoiding me chores
While I'm so stuck again here indoors
Lookin' out there's long grass
While I'm sat down on me arse
Dangling feet avoiding the floors

Now covid's the most terrible blow
Can't e'en go down the road, say hello
Me shoulder's still sore
From tumbling in gore
Come help please friend Fly Mo

Ok I'll stop.

 

[Mo1959]

Why don't you put your car in the garage, unless you use it as a junk room like most people do?

There’s a couple of bikes plus some other stuff so still room, but it’s a bloody awkward drive. Can’t see it behind the car, but there’s steps stick out the side to get into the house and for some reason they didn’t keep the garage to the boundary so it’s set over a bit making it really awkward to get in and out so I’ve never bothered.

 

[pawl]

I thought I would bore you all with my Covid jab experience. 2 pm Monday and totally painless it was the Oxford one. Later sore upper arm and throughout Tuesday sensation of feeling very cold or very hot , I was definitely not firing on all cylinders yesterday. I seem to be over it today .

I was the same Seems about par for the course.

 

[classic33]

NO

OKAY

 

[classic33]

I know how much you enjoyed the G.E.G.S one.

To egg on we hear. (5)

Toast!

 

[classic33]

I know how much you enjoyed the G.E.G.S one.

To egg on we hear. (5)

Toast!

 

[monkers]

One in particular I recommend is devoted to men that get coated in marmite and the lucky women get to lick it off.

Oh my.

I want one where I get dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians.

For the benefit of doubt, I'm just going stir crazy, and good taste has just left the building.

 

[classic33]

I know how much you enjoyed the G.E.G.S one.

To egg on we hear. (5)

Toast!

 

[Paulus]

There’s a couple of bikes plus some other stuff so still room, but it’s a bloody awkward drive. Can’t see it behind the car, but there’s steps stick out the side to get into the house and for some reason they didn’t keep the garage to the boundary so it’s set over a bit making it really awkward to get in and out so I’ve never bothered.

Didn't you have a bit of a problem with the neighbour putting some sort of lean to up partially blocking you drive?

 

[monkers]

Toast!

Yaaaaay.

 

[Paulus]

Oh my.

I want one where I get dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians.

For the benefit of doubt, I'm just going stir crazy, and good taste has just left the building.

There are a lot of people feeling the same way @monkers .

 

[Paulus]

Just having another mug of tea, and listening to Monday nights blue show on the sounds app.

 

[pawl]

I think derogatory posts about Marmite should be made a hate crime.

Most definitely.A &10000 fine or a ten year prison sentence

 

[classic33]

Most definitely.A &10000 fine or a ten year prison sentence

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