The Retirement Thread

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Mo1959

Legendary Member
My private pension is increasing by wait for it.....£24.48 a YEAR. Better than going down by that amount. :laugh::laugh:
Presume mine will be around the same. Goes on inflation or retail price index or something I think?

My sausages must have smelled nice as Miss Molly was hovering at my elbow! :laugh: Didn’t give her any as they were a little spicy and I haven’t really got into the habit of giving her much anyway. They just become a pest if they get used to human food.
 

oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
Our friends in Townsville QL say the same.
Too hot to go out, can't go anywhere without a/c, can't go on the beach because of flies, can't go in sea because of jellyfish & sharks, don't go inland because it's barren.
Don't use their garden because of snakes (one of their dogs got killed by a snake last year).:eek:
Can't see much point in them emigrating, really.
But, the UK is crap innit?
Younger son among his other adventures worked in Kuwait for a couple of years and the temp was mostly over 40C. He was trying to teach them how to run a fish farm [ sea bass] and they often took a dip in the fish cages to cool off to avoid Great White sharks which were getting that far up. On one occasion they had to take refuge in the cages as police and smugglers roared around on a chase with machine guns blasting off from both sides.
 

PaulSB

Squire
Our friends in Townsville QL say the same.
Too hot to go out, can't go anywhere without a/c, can't go on the beach because of flies, can't go in sea because of jellyfish & sharks, don't go inland because it's barren.
Don't use their garden because of snakes (one of their dogs got killed by a snake last year).:eek:
Can't see much point in them emigrating, really.
But, the UK is crap innit?
It's the poisonous spiders I couldn't deal with. I can just about deal with a big Huntsman in the bathroom but a big hairy bugger with fangs and poison lurking under the loo seat. 😳😳
 

Mo1959

Legendary Member
It's the poisonous spiders I couldn't deal with. I can just about deal with a big Huntsman in the bathroom but a big hairy bugger with fangs and poison lurking under the loo seat. 😳😳
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PaulSB

Squire
You can go off people you know............
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Peoples insurance should be less this year as we have hardly used our cars, fewer accidents have happened, so the insurance companies have made quite a lot if money last year.
Hmmph...

Railway people: "Unless your journey is essential, do not travel by train."
ColinJ: "Okay, I won't catch a train for the next 18 months or so then."

I think a while. That isn't fair!

ColinJ: "Er, any chance of a refund or extension on my unused rail card?"
Railway people: "Absolutely... ZERO!"

:cursing:

[32 degrees] That's my sort of temps, heaven! :sun:
32 degrees during the day, lazing about in the shade, with a cold drink and a cooling breeze - that's ok. Trying to ride a bike up steep hills for 10 hours - NO! Trying to sleep in 32 degree heat at night - NO!

Rannoch please. None of that English pronunciation! :laugh:
I keep having to explain that it is "Loch Lomond" not "Lock Le-monde"! :wacko:

Too hot to go out, can't go anywhere without a/c, can't go on the beach because of flies, can't go in sea because of jellyfish & sharks, don't go inland because it's barren.
I am a fan of Aussie Gold Hunters but seeing them toiling in 40+ degree heat, with flies swarming over them, and surrounded by baked ground and watching out for poisonous wildlife, bushfires etc... I'll stick to Yorkshire/Lancashire ta very much! :laugh:
 
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