The Retirement Thread

[12boy]

The story of telling a bar maid about the thong reminds me.......Wyomingites have a rep for appreciating the beauty of young ewes and there are many jokes about this. For some reason I was ordered to represent management in a fairly stupid negotiation regarding the award process and our region had just got a new labor specialiust from headquarters in Baltimore who had never been more than 50 miles from Baltimore and was definitely an east coast city boy. Any way, one day I asked him if he knew why we in Wyoming only wore button fly Levis. He did not. When I explained it was because because the sheep could hear a zipper slide a mile away, he got a look of horror on his face and sat as far away for the rest of the negotiation and every subsequent one as well. I actually do like young sheep, but mostly in gyros or with mint jelly.

 

[numbnuts]

The story of telling a bar maid about the thong reminds me.......

I was in a hurry one morning and put my thong on the wrong way round

 

[BoldonLad]

Almost ashamed to post this, after the mega miles reported by others, but, in mitigation, it was rather hilly

 

[BoldonLad]

We ventured into Scotland, but, returned to England, for our lunch stop.

 

[GM]

Gardeners reward...

 

[Tenkaykev]

Gardeners reward...

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I think that table needs levelling...

 

[PaulSB]

I think that table needs levelling...

Good spot

 

[Dirk]

Had a pleasant mooch around Nunney Castle this morning followed by an even more pleasanterer lunch at the George Inn with our bestest friends.

Chillin' back at the van now and preparing for this evenings barbeque.

 

[classic33]

Had a pleasant mooch around Nunney Castle this morning followed by an even more pleasanterer lunch at the George Inn with our bestest friends*.

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Chillin' back at the van now and preparing for this evenings barbeque.

Donald, Daisy, Huey, Dewey, and Louie!

Did you meet a man dressed in a check jacket and flannel trousers, or one in a sports jacket?

 

[GM]

I think that table needs levelling...

Forgot to mention I live on a hill.... or it could be the camera angle!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've had a decent day, a good morning out pedalling and our first Monday night down the club playing bingo since lockdown, my Good Lady won a tenner. The only dampener on the mood was learning that one of the regulars passed away at the start of lockdown, he'd been in poor health for a while.

 

[classic33]

Forgot to mention I live on a hill.... or it could be the camera angle!

And the liquid in the glass!

 

[Dirk]

Night all.

 

[classic33]

Night all.

Sithi


And sleep with one eye open for The Grey Lady

 

[numbnuts]