The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

Good morning all. I can't say I slept well, got up in the night and just whiled the time away looking at...

...the Y front models in your Grattan catalogue?

Morning Harry

 

[gavroche]

Salut tout le monde. Up early today ( 8.15 ) and having my breakfast before taking Molly out for a walk. The weather is rather dull and grey so far and I am having my hair cut later on, first time since last March!! Apart from that, nothing special planned.

 

[monkers]

...the Y front models in your Grattan catalogue?

Morning Harry

Talking of Freudian slippers ... good morning Drago. Dreaming of women with male sounding names again are you?

 

[Drago]

Well, one likes to cover all bases!

 

[monkers]

Well, one likes to cover all bases!

Get yourself a nice little job as a chambermaid then lad!

 

[derrick]

Tea drunk, time to get up.👍

 

[BoldonLad]

Good morning all. I can't say I slept well, got up in the night and just whiled the time away looking at bike porn. Those De Rosas sure look gorgeous. My Trek sure looks so boring in matt black in comparison - so I polished it up with baby oil! It's given it a nicer sheen.

Any way all this talk of bum flossers- sorry thongs - before breakfast is a bit too much for my sensibilities. I note the men are talking about bunnies again; are they just trying to get me to post another bunny picture? I reckon they are!

Is this sort of talk good for our blood pressure?

 

[classic33]

Oh forgot to mention it looks touch and go for Blackburn to be in local lockdown. I think we are OK, Blackburn area dialling code, Preston postal code and +/-5 miles from town centre.

I'm not surprised. All the socio-economic influences and factors are there. It just needed for them to line up in a row. A couple of times during lockdown I rode through and you wouldn't have known a thong was happening.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing though.

 

[classic33]

I have this terrible vision of you riding through Blackburn wearing a thong.
I feel ill

That's nowt, I ridden through York wearing nothing.

 

[Dave7]

That's nowt, I ridden through York wearing nothing.

Do you mind. I have just had my breakfast.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Is this sort of talk good for our blood pressure?

Probably not, but I don't care.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I'm sat in the Sandwich Delli in Wellesbourne with a toasted teacake and a coffee, its been a hard ride down into a stiff breeze and a tad damp in places, I've ridden through several showers.

 

[numbnuts]

That's nowt, I ridden through York wearing nothing.

I've ridden through Southampton wearing only a smile and have the photos to prove it

 

[classic33]

I've ridden through Southampton wearing only a smile and have the photos to prove it

There's photographic evidence, just I don't have them.

 

[monkers]

There's photographic evidence, just I don't have them.

But who needs a picture of a man smiling? Can't we agree to leave that one there?