The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Drinking a nice Californian red wine.

Thought the third, fourth & sixth words could never be used together.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Has it poped out again?

No, no sign of it since it scuttled under the TV, I'm not surprised though, there's lots of places for her to hide in.

 

[classic33]

No, no sign of it since it scuttled under the TV, I'm not surprised though, there's lots of places for her to hide in.

You managed to sex it whilst it scuttled across the floor!!

 

[Dirk]

You managed to sex it whilst it scuttled across the floor!!

It didn't have 9 legs.......

 

[classic33]

It didn't have 9 legs.......

You saw it as well?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

You managed to sex it whilst it scuttled across the floor!!

It was a big spider, the big spiders are usually female, the males are usually small.

 

[classic33]

It was a big spider, the big spiders are usually female, the males are usually small.

She might be hiding.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I always wondered how a wasp sting would affect me after hearing stories of people having bad reactions to them.
I got stung by a little b#####d about 3 or 4 years when I was out on the bike. It wedged itself between my sun glasses and stung me around the eyebrow.
Apart from pain fortunately I suffered no reaction. Then a few weeks later again on the bike I felt something on my thigh and I got stung again.
Horrible things but at least I dont suffer any adverse reactions to their stings, but hopefully never again

I last got stung about three years ago, and spent the afternoon in A & E. within a few minutes I was off the bike and sitting on the floor, a couple of minutes later I was feeling very unwell and though I could make noises I couldn't talk and make sense, I had to get a passing cyclist to call 999. It had been about 15-20 years since I'd last been stung.

 

[172traindriver]

Nooooo....she is a fine figure of a woman. Her bloomers are a snug fit. The elastic is stretched and they sag a bit but she fills them well.

The more they sag the more she fills them?

 

[172traindriver]

She might be hiding.

From an even bigger one!

 

[172traindriver]

I last got stung about three years ago, and spent the afternoon in A & E, within a few minutes I was off the bike and sitting on the floor, a couple of minutes later I was feeling very unwell and though I could make noises I couldn't talk and make sense, I had to get a passing cyclist to call 999. It had been about 15-20 years since I'd last been stung.

That was not a nice experience

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.

 

[Dirk]

Night Johnboy.

Early night?

 

[classic33]

Night Johnboy.

Night GranPa

 

[numbnuts]

Morning