The Retirement Thread

[172traindriver]

Back from the haberdashery shop. It is very rainy and wet. They should have a TOM chair in the shop . There was another man waiting for his partner/wife with his arms folded across his chest looking decidedly out of place.

What did you acquire?

 

[172traindriver]

@welsh dragon, Boeing 787 overhead at 38,000 feet. To the south.

What did you expect her to do about it?
Wave her bloomers at it

 

[172traindriver]

Got back from my bimble and our spider friend was still sat on the ceiling, I made an attempt to evict her with the feather duster, but before I could get her out the door she jumped off and scuttled under the TV. A 55 mile bimble this morning and it wasn't a very nice ride, cool grey and blowing a hoolie, but at least it didn't rain. I was on my own at the cafe, nobody else was out. So a hard slow ride this morning.

Has it poped out again?

 

[classic33]

Chicken.

He doesn't mind them.

 

[welsh dragon]

What did you acquire?

Some velcro and cord.

 

[classic33]

Has it poped out again?

How'd you know it's religion?

 

[welsh dragon]

How'd you know it's religion?

 

[172traindriver]

The

They may be legendary but the ones she left here have very slack elastic and are a bit saggy around the erh uhm posterier.

Are you saying her figure has stretched the fine fitting form of them?

 

[welsh dragon]

Are you saying her figure has stretched the fine fitting form of them?

 

[172traindriver]

Nah, nothing that simple.
They gave me a tracking number and I've been waiting in all afternoon, following their tracking site, only to to see it say ' Sorry, there was no one in when we called and we've left a card @ 14.51hrs.
Nobody has been to our place all day!
Three phone calls to their Indian call centre, two of which got cut off after fifteen minutes each, before they admitted that they'd allocated the tracking number, that I thought was for my parcel, to a different parcel going to a totally different customer! FFS!!
Angry? Moi?

Did you kill him?

 

[172traindriver]

Some velcro and cord.

Are planning on doing something kinky with Mr WD

 

[welsh dragon]

Are planning on doing something kinky with Mr WD

I knew you would have some comment.

 

[Dave7]

Are you saying her figure has stretched the fine fitting form of them?

Nooooo....she is a fine figure of a woman. Her bloomers are a snug fit. The elastic is stretched and they sag a bit but she fills them well.

 

[classic33]

Nooooo....she is a fine figure of a woman. Her bloomers are a snug fit. The elastic is stretched and they sag a bit but she fills them well.

A "Mary Ann Malone" meets "Claire Morris" type?

 

[Drago]

Drinking a nice Californian red wine.