The Retirement Thread

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numbnuts

Legendary Member
:hello:
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
Morning folks and folkesses.
An interesting day for me. At 13.40 I will be in hospital while a specialist shoves a camera up** my John Thomas and into my bladder, then waggles it around (the camera, not my John Thomas) to check that the big C has not decided on a return visit.
**as I will be on a bed maybe, technically, he will be shoving it down ???).
I have this every 6 months and although I have shown clear for 4 years its still squeaky bum time.
But....... what a nice day ^_^. I will just have time to do a few bits in the garden then, assuming the camera is clear, a pub meal and a couple of drinks.
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Morning folks and folkesses.
An interesting day for me. At 13.40 I will be in hospital while a specialist shoves a camera up** my John Thomas and into my bladder, then waggles it around (the camera, not my John Thomas) to check that the big C has not decided on a return visit.
**as I will be on a bed maybe, technically, he will be shoving it down ???).
I have this every 6 months and although I have shown clear for 4 years its still squeaky bum time.
But....... what a nice day ^_^. I will just have time to do a few bits in the garden then, assuming the camera is clear, a pub meal and a couple of drinks.


Good luck. Hope it goes ok for you.
 

GM

Legendary Member
Morning folks and folkesses.
An interesting day for me. At 13.40 I will be in hospital while a specialist shoves a camera up** my John Thomas and into my bladder, then waggles it around (the camera, not my John Thomas) to check that the big C has not decided on a return visit.
**as I will be on a bed maybe, technically, he will be shoving it down ???).
I have this every 6 months and although I have shown clear for 4 years its still squeaky bum time.
But....... what a nice day ^_^. I will just have time to do a few bits in the garden then, assuming the camera is clear, a pub meal and a couple of drinks.


Good luck with that Dave :okay:....... Hope you've all had your breakfast. I've got to have the camera treatment tomorrow up the rear end, So later on this afternoon the big flush out begins. :sad:
 
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