The Retirement Thread

[Dirk]

Dirk, I do not suppose you want swap places?

Bugger off!

In the Three Tuns, St Keverne.

 

[Dave7]

I hate going into shops to buy my clothes that's why i buy everything online.

When I read that I thought about proposing to you but I sort of proposed to @vickster once and for some reason she turned me down... . I just couldn't take another rejection

 

[welsh dragon]

When I read that I thought about proposing to you but I sort of proposed to @vickster once and for some reason she turned me down... . I just couldn't take another rejection

. How terrible for you.

 

[classic33]

Socks and bra's got.

For thassen?

 

[classic33]

When I read that I thought about proposing to you but I sort of proposed to @vickster once and for some reason she turned me down... . I just couldn't take another rejection

Tha's not in a pickle anymore. Tha's free to do what tha wants...

 

[vickster]

When I read that I thought about proposing to you but I sort of proposed to @vickster once and for some reason she turned me down... . I just couldn't take another rejection

Well you said you weren't rich...I'm hardly going to marry an old codger who isn't loaded

 

[screenman]

Back home, the return journey at 68.7 mpg amazing, the wallet is also a lot lighter than when we left this morning. One thing for sure Pam is worth it.

 

[Dave7]

Well you said you weren't rich...I'm hardly going to marry an old codger who isn't loaded

I can possibly raise 50 quid

 

[vickster]

I can possibly raise 50 quid

Add a million in the middle of those two words and we can talk (as long as your divorce is finalised)

 

[Dave7]

Add a million in the middle of those two words and we can talk (as long as your divorce is finalised)

You will never know what you have missed.
I could have taken you away for a weekend in Scunthorpe......2 star no less.

 

[welsh dragon]

You will never know what you have missed.
I could have taken you away for a weekend in Scunthorpe......2 star no less.

In 1950

 

[vickster]

You will never know what you have missed.
I could have taken you away for a weekend in Scunthorpe......2 star no less.

Christ alive...2 star
I’m leaving this thread...very quickly

 

[welsh dragon]

Christ alive...2 star
I’m leaving this thread...very quickly

Your lucky he was willing to take you to a 2 star place.

 

[vickster]

Your lucky he was willing to take you to a 2 star place.

I do assume we’re talking Michelin restaurant stars here...anything less would be a total insult

 

[screenman]

I do assume we’re talking Michelin restaurant stars here...anything less would be a total insult

I doubt there is a set of Michelin tyres in Scunthorpe, let alone a restaurant bearing those stars.