I'm thinking of cycling up into the dales and camping overnight ...if I'm allowed by her indoors!;
I will be somewhere on Dartmoor without access to any sort of technology
Saturday 6am to 1pm is when the ceremony is meant to be happening.
Good grief. How long does it take? In, sit down, hat, stick, get up, go home; job done in ten minutes.
Apart from anything else, the average bladder can only stand so much.
I hope no one takes protocol as seriously as the astronomer Tycho Brahae. He'd been at a banquet with some royalty or other and couldn't go for a wee because of protocol. This was the start of events that led to his death from a bladder problem.