the recovery

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo,
looks like you'll have to show your particulars for stamping

Spud has invested in some size 15 clogs , ready for stamping. Naturally
we'll be offering ear plugs, as we don't wish to enjoy you screams.

Be aware sir, glue,lard and tea make a volatile and often explosive mix, if rubbed on
or imbibed
by ail drinkers.

 

[markg0vbr]

apparently you can dissolve copper coins in a good ail, i am experimenting using it as electro-light.
i think i will make a new minion i have almost worn out the last two making them push the car three miles to the shops to save on the petrol.

today i am having a day off from riding and having a glass of botany creek £2.74 "job lot, falling down water" so be warned i may become slightly unpredictable later.

 

[byegad]

How will we tell?

 

[Speicher]

Perhaps the falling down water reduces his tendency to unpredictabilitiness. If one was to draw a graph, as opposed to a pint, then the predictability would be inverse to the falling down water proportion consumed.



He has to finish his chores first.

 

[BenM]

being from "oop north" of Dorchester, you lot should be used to falling down water, or rain as us hardy south coast pirates call it. Water of life is the thing, I have a barrel fresh from France in the cellar hidden behind the bodies of the excise men fertilizer.

arrrr!

 

[markg0vbr]

having now purged the "falling down water" from my system normal service will resume.

"as water wa dropin out u sky" one decided the ice needed a airing, it felt like i was sitting bolt up right when i first set off but soon got back in to the comfort zone, 60540 really is a delight to ride in hen weather, so a nice 40 mile ride reacquainted me with this blessed trike, it did get a bit mucky though as the nice farmers have thoughtfully laid down a good supply of mud on the roads i ride, terrific race the farmers.

still no word from my mp re frog fungus epidemic! i am thinking of writing to the queen she should be told about this lax attitude in one of her minions, he should be slightly decapitated for a first offence.

the ninja bikers are out in force again this year but they are all crap as i can still see them so that should be failed ninja bikers.

i am now going to wipe the trike with a oily rag and shout at passing helicopters and point at random people mouthing he is over there, i think the helicopter drivers appreciate the attention.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo,
I am pleased to see that you have graduated to one of the highest states of insanity. Many have tried to attain such a level, either by chanting or mesmerism. The next stage should produce levitation and even a possibility of self combustion.

Beware sir,take heed and head towards REVOCERY.

 

[neil earley]

having tried to read your coomments I am still trying to decifer it all,but with no joy so far? think your all taking the same medication { morphine and so called ale from the nectar of the gods} think I am catching this afflication OMG tis rampant and will wipe out valley folk in the deepest part of Wales where we spin out that egg shaped ball and drop it over them H shaped posts with glee, I am going back to sheep, oopps mean sleep and dream of triking once again, to all you mad bentnaughts have a good days weaviing your 3 wheeled chariots causing young uns and women to stair in disbelief of the bearded sandel clad warriors with the 20 mile grin which is a fearfull sight to the non converted upwrong jockeys!!! Neil the trikeless signing off

 

[byegad]

See! It's spreading and it's all the SBGG's fault.

 

[Speicher]

It has spread this far south and west, and furthermoresome, I do not own a trike.

 

[markg0vbr]

It has spread this far south and west, and furthermoresome, I do not own a trike.

a non beliver! we will have to get you on a not stand up bike, "stick on beards are available in goat, wool and nylon" contrary to popular belief sandals with woollen socks are not compulsory, airobelly would improve performance but i have been managing without one though i may go to a prosthetic one possibly with facility for a hot water bottle for the cold rides.


can you believe it not one helicopter cam over yesterday! i was forced to point out the bus stop to a passing number 228 in desperation.

while trike riding one has little need to keep ones eyes riveted to the two squire yards of road/cycle path in front, it is thus i have spotted some very interesting things, the inflatable badger, lots of bits of cars/vans/lorrys, three spanners, one quality screw driver, lots of cargo straps, several work boots/gloves and wind turbines well the last one was hard to miss i will admit.
it is also astounding what you see people doing in the drive ways as you pass every thing from runing the vacume cleaner up and down to yoga.

today i have been bemoaning the lack of industrial strength sticky back plastic, i used to get offcuts from the sighn company that was next door to the yard but they have moved now dashed inconvenient, i had to PURCHASE some the walletectomy was carried out under local anaesthetic thou still traumatic.

i am thinking of wheel discs for the new trike but cant make up my mind.

 

[markg0vbr]

still no news on the frogs, experimenting with lard balm was a failure as it just made them tasty to the rest of the fauna.

 

[byegad]

Hope you get over the walletectomy soon. Such trauma or a Yorkshireman can make him do stupid things like buy rounds or give to charity!

 

[n-ick]

"today i have been bemoaning the lack of industrial strength sticky back plastic, i used to get offcuts from the sighn company that was next door to the yard but they have moved now dashed inconvenient, i had to PURCHASE some the walletectomy was carried out under local anaesthetic thou still traumatic."

Holy No Entery sign Ratman?
did the sighn company go buts?
Will there be a recovery from the wallectomy?
Will shares in Rawmarsh's mobile villiage idiot company tumble?
Will there be hony for tea?
Will there be a RECOVERY ?
Greece is waiting.

 

[byegad]

Holy No Entery sign Ratman?
did the sighn company go buts?
Will there be a recovery from the wallectomy?
Will shares in Rawmarsh's mobile villiage idiot company tumble?
Will there be hony for tea?
Will there be a RECOVERY ?
Greece Lard is waiting.

FTFY