the recovery

[Speicher]

Tea bags made in the last century were partickullary weak. If you have finally progressed to using a tea bag pertaining to this century, you might need to dilute it with something like whiskey. It can be very wisky not so to do.

I have asked Mrs Barmington-Philpott if she can recommend a local ale from the casks in her cellar. She has got as far as opening the hatch, and is looking into it.

 

[byegad]

Barmington-Philpott

Is that the Hampshire Barmington-Philpotts or the Cumbrian Barmington-Philpotts? If it's the Cumbrian branch they are well known to the byegads. I went to school with Bunny and we both knew the Fitz family and were well acquainted with their American cousin Tex.

 

[Speicher]

When Mrs Barmington-Philpott has finished looking into her cellar, I will enquire about her family's provenance.

From her accent, I would guess it is the Zummerset Baaarmington-Phiiilpotts.

 

[markg0vbr]

i am getting into this super strength tea, i can see me using a new tea bag every week, to heck with the expense.
did i just type that it must have been in a tea addled haze by the almighty gumm!


Mrs Barmington-Philpott i think she is also related to Mrs Mavis Endeby; how lives in the house facing a rather exzilarating twisty decent, very much like the Cresta run for trikes, hows drive way i violate several times a year.
though she never brings beer out to me, it might be the fact that she is very religious as every time i see her she is praying .

no recponce from my MP re the frog fungus and recycling NHS latex gloves; the man needs to reconect with the electrate and there concerns, the last time i went to one of his surgery's i found him in a broom cubed with a mop bucket on his head, i think he was pretending to be a lamp .
now i think about it there are a surprising number of local officials i have frequent and in-depth philosophical discussions how are avid tree climbers, random parked car/ van amateur safety inspectors (there are several i can recognise from the wear pattern on the bottom of there shoes now, some are so badly wedge underneath i have had to call the fire service twice now to get them out ) and quite swift runners for rotund people.

there are some very odd people wondering around and the world can be a bewildering place for us few sane normal types.

 

[byegad]

When Mrs Barmington-Philpott has finished looking into her cellar, I will enquire about her family's provenance.

From her accent, I would guess it is the Zummerset Baaarmington-Phiiilpotts.

They are the scum of the family. After the great row over what Lady Baaarmington-Phiiilpotts said about The Hon' Barmy Barmington-Philpott over Sunday lunch at Winscale View, the family seat, they are persona non grata with the rest of the family, which is why I didn't mention them.

Lord Barmington-Philpott of Winscale d.o.b. 01/04/1959 and well know for being the only member of the House of Lords to have three ears and three testicles has decreed that they shall henceforth ignore the Somerset branch of the family. As he's the only one with any money and likely to live a short life, due to the radiation poisoning that followed the Winscale fire of 10/10/1957, they all toe the party line in the vain hope that Barmy, the only child of Lord and Lady Barmington-Philpott and who incidentally was the best swimmer in school and college due to his webbed feet, will croak before Lord Barmington-Philpott of Winscale and they'll collect in the terms of Lord Barmington-Philpott's will. Although of course in Barmy's case he webs the line rather than toes it as he's convinced he's a teapot and will live forever.

 

[markg0vbr]

the flat knot society commit meeting today report

the ner ner you cant kill me i am a tank defence has been reinstated, there are some rules though.
only trikeanouts wearing a tea-cosy large copper pot combination helmet with a handle of at least 12" and dragging a old car tyre on a peace of rope are allowed to declare them selves a tank.
this follows last year debacle as every on claimed to be a tank, as this was a re-enactment of Bosworth hill it was frankly silly, after six hours of intense battle we had one simulated casualty when some one passed out in the beer tent.

we had the safty elf in, the latex tiped longbow arrows last year were coursing some pepole to get a rash, all arrows will now be tipped with steel.

all food stuffs will be tested by a team of addicts from Canklow estate Rotherham, they can tell the quality and strength of any intoxicant from five feet, Mr byegad's patent shroom soup will not be making a reappearance!
after a small taste i was under the delusion i could smell the colour gorange and sent two hours trying to lick my left elbow.


this years rallying cry will be "Ho nooo!"

as usual all minuets of meetings are totally incomprehensible irrelevant and pointless, available on request.

 

[Speicher]

Was there a Quorum at the above-mentioned committea meating, or just Tea and Biscuits?

I take it that you are allowed to add hock to your Tea?

"as usual all minuets of meetings are totally incomprehensible irrelevant and pointless, available on request".

I would blame the musicians.

 

[markg0vbr]

the meeting



"the sticky out dangley antlers that make drivers thing you are a lot wider than you are bits"

S.O.D.A.T.M.D.T.Y.A.A.L.W.T.Y.A.B. have had a effect, as most drivers never look any further down the road than the rear bumper of the car in front and all cars are sort of boxes, when they look at the back of the catrike all they see is the back wheel and have no concept of how wide it is, the S.O.D.A.T.M.D.T.Y.A.A.L.W.T.Y.A.B.'s give them a reference they are familiar with.

well that is my theory and the are working for me.

 

[markg0vbr]

you hum it and i will butcher it.

 

[Speicher]

I must admit that I am unaccustomed to seeing men's sticky out dangley bits at this hour of the day!

 

[byegad]

Was there a Quorum at the above-mentioned committea meating, or just Tea and Biscuits?

I take it that you are allowed to add hock to your Tea?

"as usual all minuets of meetings are totally incomprehensible irrelevant and pointless, available on request".

I would blame the musicians.

The quorum last year was off and everyone spent several hours in the echoing phone booth shouting for the Great God Rohlf.

They had a majority the year before which was overdone.

 

[markg0vbr]

no one clicked the link i can tell you know.

 

[markg0vbr]

this chap needs men's sticky out dangley bits.
and lard to rub on his bruises.

 

[plantfit]

Lords to have three ears and three testicles

Surely thats a load of Bo!!ocks

Roger

 

[byegad]

Lords to have three ears and three testicles

Surely thats a load of Bo!!ocks

Roger

Well it's a bit more than two more than the world average.