The Pronunciation Thread

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swee'pea99

Legendary Member
Not exactly a mispronunciation this, but my mate calls a puncture a pumpture. It’s what he thought people were saying and it was logical (to him) because you used a pump after suffering a pumpture.

He’s in his 60s now and still says it.

My Dad enjoyed the sign outside a garage for PUNCHERS REPARED.

In other news, my wife once lived in Solihull as a girl - the only trace of it left in her accent is somethink, nothink, anythink, and the like. I have threatened to strangle her if she persists, but it makes no difference.
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
The idiosyncrasies of the English language, and how it evolves across regions and English speaking countries, has led us to this place and, indeed, this thread.

However, for me "skedule" is just plain wrong, but that's just me, a 60 year old, 42 years
in the English Midlands and then 18 years in West Somerset.

Used to be amused by "incomers" to Warwickshire calling the various roads and avenues named Beauchamp (after aritisocracy in the region "back in the day") ... "Bow-cham" when all the locals said / knew it was pronounced "Beecham". To be fair, the incomers version made more sense.

Anyway, just going off to try out a new pronunciation "skeme" that I've seen.

Aye there's a few here in Leicester, Oadby Beauchamp and Kibworth Beauchamp pronounced Kiberth beecham
 
My Dad enjoyed the sign outside a garage for PUNCHERS REPARED.

In other news, my wife once lived in Solihull as a girl - the only trace of it left in her accent is somethink, nothink, anythink, and the like. I have threatened to strangle her if she persists, but it makes no difference.

Why, she's saying those words spot on, all of them, everythink. From a Coventry kid.
 
When I moved down 'ere, a nearby village, spelt Carhampton, I stupidly, pronounced "Car-hamp-ton".

Oh the laughter this caused. "It's Cramton, you dozy Northerner!" (Remember, they consider citizens of "Bris'ol" as from up North round these parts.
 

Ian H

Ancient randonneur
Controversy or controversy? 🤔

Stress on the first syllable.
 

Ian H

Ancient randonneur
Used to be amused by "incomers" to Warwickshire calling the various roads and avenues named Beauchamp (after aritisocracy in the region "back in the day") ... "Bow-cham" when all the locals said / knew it was pronounced "Beecham". To be fair, the incomers version made more sense.

Beauchamp and Belvoir have similar origins in old Norman French.
 

Dogtrousers

Kilometre nibbler
That thing most of you are using just now a router.
It’s rooter surely not an American rowter

When I first learned about networking IT back in the mists of time was on a course given by an American, so to me a router (networking device) is a rowter. This is fairly common among IT people, even UK-English speakers.

Of course if I had a thing that did things with say, cycling routes, it would be a "rooter"
 
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