Todays ride was primarily for the Lunacy climbing challenge. I'd planned a loop (start and finish in the same place, no crossing, no reusing any road - even in the opposite direction). The aim was to pack maximum climbing into (just) less than 100km.
Most of the ride went well, but slowly. It was raining on and off, but I don't mind rain in the summer. As long as it's not cold I don't mind. Kent was looking nice in the mist and low cloud. Most of the ride was either grinding up little lanes, with the surface covered with grot, or carefully descending them. But I was feeling good and got most of the climbing (1,600m) out of the way and stopped and finished my sandwiches off sitting on a bench in a break in the rain with only 20k to go. This was where things started to go wrong.
I rode into heavy rain, and it must have been raining like that for a while as there was flooding. Foolishly I'd included
Succombs Hill in the route. It's stupidly steep, there's busy traffic, and there was basically a river of floodwater coming down it. I could hear cars wheel-spinning in front of and behind me, I was standing up struggling to turn the pedals and keep the bike in a straight line. Then my back wheel lost grip and I decided this was actually dangerous so I took an undignified dive into the hedge. I walked for a bit, the traffic died down and I started riding again only to find a big van that was stuck, its wheels hopelessly spinning and unable to get moving again and moto-mayhem all arond. So I got off and walked the rest of the way. I got to the top, having gone from damp but feeling fine to drenched and utterly knackered in about 500m.
Then I got a puncture. Fortunately it sealed itself but lost a lot of pressure and took two stops for pumping to convince it to hold pressure again. And to cap it all, a navigational error meant I'd pushed the length of the ride past the 100km mark (100.3!!!) and the rain meant that my Garmin had given up on recording elevation (it does that - I think the altimeter port gets flooded). So much for my "max climbing in less than 100k" challenge.
All in all, leaving aside the troublesome last 15km or so, a grand day out.