I'm just back from what must have surpassed all previous depths of awfulness ever served up at that once famous football ground. I've never left before the final whistle previously but today I'd stood all I could and went with 20 minutes left. That is, apparently, the first time Fulham have ever won a league match in the city of Liverpool. Mind you, Liverpool were lucky to get nil. If it was the aim to gee those reserves up to force their way into the team for the Cup Final on Saturday, it was a massive failure. Our best player was a kid who was on the pitch for less than 15 minutes. I'd gone before his introduction so I can't say if he deserved it but to have given any player on the pitch for the duration the MOM award would have been a breach of the Trades Descriptions act.