The Beans walk jolly adventure with pictures thread

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sungod

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Not surprising really given what we put in water and their sensitive noses.
I've heard it many times when Mr or Mr Smith had a cat that ran away. "Oh I gave him/her a lovely bed and a scratch post and cat nip toys and treats and nibbles and..." At no time did the Smiths think that the plug in air freshener or the over zealous use of bleach or the aerosol deodorant/Cologne or the shake n vac (safe for pets?!) had any impact whatsoever when the cat moved to some smelly old house where the bag lady lives.

cats love my scruffy old bergen, no doubt the interesting aromas of its decades of travels, that's because cats have good taste
 
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Pinno718

Pinno718

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They are good at keeping themselves clean but leave their mess everywhere.
Beans has destroyed a throw that's on the conservatory chair in that, you could wash it 50 times and the hair still wouldn't be removed. Woe anyone who sits on it.
 

Chris S

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Wake him up, he's needed in Birmingham.
Yes.
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Mrs M

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Our boys drink from our bathroom sink or the neighbours water feature or bird bath.
They have beds on a specially built shelf high above our wardrobe, but-
Olly cat prefers sleeping beside Dad or behind the bedroom TV on an old sweater.
Thomas loves the pile of sofa and bed throws.
Always find the comfiest places 🥰
 
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Pinno718

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Our boys drink from our bathroom sink or the neighbours water feature or bird bath.
They have beds on a specially built shelf high above our wardrobe, but-
Olly cat prefers sleeping beside Dad or behind the bedroom TV on an old sweater.
Thomas loves the pile of sofa and bed throws.
Always find the comfiest places 🥰

Pics of the feline rascals please. Do they mew funny? (it's a very unique dialect up there. Mostly inexplicable).
 
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Pinno718

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Beans, Beans, Beans...
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Tonight's Beans walk jolly adventure with pictures episode is the stealth edition.

It was dark when we set off towards the marshland... well, west of Scotland prairie to be precise. Wot wiv the 'dry and sunny wevver* it will soon be savannah. By the end of next week, it will be desert.

*Translated to Jockery: 'Jeezo, it's tae warum...fancy chips fer yer tea?'

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Mad keen Beans, happy to be out and away in the cool of the evening. The heat of the conservatory was a mild 32 deg c earlier, where Beans could find no relief, even under the chair, or the bench... 'mate; there's a whole garden with shady bits you know you silly hairy twit!'
Off he went, lickety split at 100mph (mews per hour). Emboldened by catching a very delicate light blue butterfly and mangling it. As this is a family show, I won't give you the picture of the remains.

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Against the deep blue sky Beans spotted the old Crow heading back to roost. This checked the rapid advance across the vast prairie and he stopped to look at the Crow as the Crow sees and the Crow knows... [much more than Beams, 'cos he's a plonker]

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Despite the sinister waste master: survivor by carrion, the all knowing all seeing black eyed avian spy who observed the committed Beans we arrived at the ditch worth studying. Which is where I left him.

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sungod

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i like the impressionistic rendering, the last one is reminiscent of turner at his best
 
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Pinno718

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BREAKING NEWS: Beans in horrific dog incident.

At 3.35 BST Sunday the 6th of April, Mrs Pinno's sister arrived with her 2 dogs. A viscous Labradoodle called Ziggy and a Heinz 57 short haired podgy shrimp dog from the derelict wastelands of Kilmarnockshire called 'Clover'.
Unimpeded and unrestrained, at approx. 3.37 the dog's gained entry into the house. Irresponsible: these dog owners who insist on buying viscous breeds who don't have their dogs on a lead or muzzled.
Beans was having his afternoon nap. This was after his post nibble nap which was after his morning nap.
On hearing the commotion, the obviously terrified Beans sought refuge in the airing cupboard.
However, when the canines decided to vacate the house and were wandering with intent around the garden, Beans appeared at the landing window. He then proceeded to study these coarse, undomesticated animals and before you could say 'Beans you tw@t', he appeared in the conservatory. Ziggy the drooling cat killer from hell approached the michty Beans and then there was a stand off. To which Beans withdrew 6 feet backwards and Ziggy followed. Moments later, a massive blow was delivered by Beans to Ziggy's nose. A single, decisive, most powerful blow, a left hook of George Foreman proportion which left Ziggy dazed and confused followed by a peevish whimper of moral and physical resignation. Clover backed off as witness to this fearless rage as support of her accomplice was too much to contemplate.

So that was them sorted.

Beans was strutting around like Sylvester Stallone crossed with T-1000 and later, insisted on a victory jolly walk adventure in pictures at a point where I could barely see, pushing the limits of human sight.

So we he got to the ditch in triple time. Which is where I left him.

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