Beans, Beans, Beans...
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Tonight's Beans walk jolly adventure with pictures episode is the stealth edition.
It was dark when we set off towards the marshland... well, west of Scotland prairie to be precise. Wot wiv the 'dry and sunny wevver* it will soon be savannah. By the end of next week, it will be desert.
*Translated to Jockery: 'Jeezo, it's tae warum...fancy chips fer yer tea?'
Mad keen Beans, happy to be out and away in the cool of the evening. The heat of the conservatory was a mild 32 deg c earlier, where Beans could find no relief, even under the chair, or the bench... 'mate; there's a whole garden with shady bits you know you silly hairy twit!'
Off he went, lickety split at 100mph (mews per hour). Emboldened by catching a very delicate light blue butterfly and mangling it. As this is a family show, I won't give you the picture of the remains.
Against the deep blue sky Beans spotted the old Crow heading back to roost. This checked the rapid advance across the vast prairie and he stopped to look at the Crow as the Crow sees and the Crow knows... [much more than Beams, 'cos he's a plonker]
Despite the sinister waste master: survivor by carrion, the all knowing all seeing black eyed avian spy who observed the committed Beans we arrived at the ditch worth studying. Which is where I left him.