Telescopic Baton

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Neath
Honestly in this world in which we live in, its a crime to defend yourself these days !! if you act in self defense " its ooh poor burglar he got hurt ! surely if he was tooled up and carrying a weapon ie screwdriver knife etc there is intent to use these against the person who owns the house he is breaking into! 9 times out of 10 these scumbags know there are vunerable people :case the joint! and in my opinion if they are on the recieving end of commiting a cowardly act , good on the person who had the courage to defend their property and themselves. Should be given a medal in my opinion. Hope you dont think this is a personal attack on you its not meant to be , just my opinion.of the low lifes who commit these crimes. its awfull being a victim of this crime as I have been one.
 

ASC1951

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
Hope you don't think this is a personal attack on you its not meant to be,
What? No, of course I don't.
just my opinion.of the low lifes who commit these crimes. its awful being a victim of this crime as I have been one.
Me too, mate. I've been burgled several times. I've seen plenty of burglars going through the courts, too, and most of them are half-witted little tosspots, usually with a drug habit. I still don't think it's a crime that justifies a response of extreme violence, unless violence is offered by the burglar - which is not often the case.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
In reply to asc1951 a teenager burgled a house in leicster and was disturbed by a 55 year old woman who was living on her own , he assaulted her by knocking her to the ground and stamping on her chest caus ing her sternum bone to break and puncture her lung!! so you feel sorry for the half witted teenager as he didnt get all his haul away!! Makes my blood boil at such a cowardly act, shame he didnt break into a house my mate lives in ! He would have the finest beating he has ever had in his poor unfortunate life he lives as my mate is trained in self defense no weapons needed. Their are total scumbags and dont deserve any sympathy if they burgle for a living.
Can you show us where any of us were condoning burglary or feeling sorry for burglars?

It's an emotive subject, but what you and old Mohammed "I'm 'ard" Bruce Lee have failed to grasp is that Martin was enquiring about carrying a telescopic baton on his bike to use in road rage incidents to defend himself against people he was planning to attack when they pissed him off. Burglaries and spotty teens hadn't yet entered the debate.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
How weighty is the Zefal?

The OP was a semi serious question. Twice in the last month, I've found myself in a situation where my size hasn't proved to be intimidating enough. Nothing has come of these situations but....

As SWMBO keeps pointing out, I'm not getting any younger and it's quite a few years since I hung up my black belt for the last time. I must admit I am very prone to putting my bike down and yanking on car door handles so maybe calmness should be my aim.
This is a far better step on the road to Karma than getting hold of weapons likely to land you in Crown Court on a GBH rap.

I can understand road rage, but you have to ask yourself, if you're getting so wound up on the roads that you are yanking on car door handles to confront the drivers you may need to take a bit of a look at the root causes of all that anger. Shiite driving may not be that root cause.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Or you could stop buying the redtops and reflect that our bit of the world is a much safer place than they would have you believe. Unless you mix with the people who cause it, your chances of being threatened with violence in the street or at home are absolutely minimal.
See
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/part-parcel-of-the-job.107564/
For an offical police response.
Same force, similar response
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/split-from-incident-outcome.68203/

Then again walking home, late at night, past a building that had been set alight(on the other side of the road) & with the fire service in the process of putting it out. I had two lumps of a concrete slab thrown at my head, both missed. Result of the failure to hit me with the lumps thrown, led to me getting a concrete slab in the back.
All I was doing was going home, down a main road, with not a word said to anyone.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
I've just rung Niton who inform me that any online order made without a Police or other Crown agency purchase order will receive a cancellation email.

When did B&Q sell telescopic batons?
Local one did so just before the store relocated. Along with stab vests, handcuffs & a host of other clothing items used both by security & the police.
Huddersfield one was selling them long before then.
 
Location
Neath
What a society we live in now, when I was young my grandfather used to put a key on a string inside his letterbox so I could let myself in , times are changing and not for the better methinks. you had respect for the police, older people and your parents too. Now we are having debates on carrying telescopic battons to protect ourselves against scum that carry knives, stun guns and probably guns too.
 
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martint235

martint235

Dog on a bike
Location
Welling
This is a far better step on the road to Karma than getting hold of weapons likely to land you in Crown Court on a GBH rap.

I can understand road rage, but you have to ask yourself, if you're getting so wound up on the roads that you are yanking on car door handles to confront the drivers you may need to take a bit of a look at the root causes of all that anger. Shiite driving may not be that root cause.
I currently cycle on much quieter roads than I used to. It just makes it more annoying when someone endangers my life to gain a couple of seconds. I'm definitely trying to count to 10 more this week.

And cubist is right the question was about putting it on my bike although I did mention it being at home as the law may have been different for that.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
What a society we live in now, when I was young my grandfather used to put a key on a string inside his letterbox so I could let myself in , times are changing and not for the better methinks. you had respect for the police, older people and your parents too. Now we are having debates on carrying telescopic battons to protect ourselves against scum that carry knives, stun guns and probably guns too.
No, we were having a debate on whether it was legal to own a baton to attach to a bike, because the OP no longer felt that his martial arts would make him the winner when he confronts motorists. No one mentioned knives or stun guns or firearms.

The debate has branched off into such realms of fantasy that I am seriously wondering whether someone hasn't been putting 'shrooms in the Cyclechat water tanks.
 
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martint235

martint235

Dog on a bike
Location
Welling
nope lol could do with some shrooms though, dont need a telscopic batton got a nice heavy chain lock which is perfectly legal , mmm I think
Nope, from my understanding of the helpful responses, as soon as you intend to use it as a weapon it'll become illegal. I suppose if you're taking a beating and say you instinctively used it to protect yourself you'd be ok. However my ideas were purely offensive /deterrent based
 
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