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[AAAC 76C]

just noticed all bills clan in the crowd on the start line

and one is inside the barriers

 

[AAAC 76C]

and one is inside the barriers

good to see my wife and her twin just to the right

 

[AAAC 76C]

im cooked not even 160 bpm

 

[bobinski]

@BILL S

Looking at this I'd say you're suffering from delirium of swiftness.

Advice from the American Medical Association (in 1895):

"Ride no faster than 12 kilometers an hour [and] as far as possible, guard against the desire to ride any faster. It is very difficult not to give way to the 'delirium of swiftness.' With a light machine on a good road an amateur may easily make 25 kilometers an hour. This is too much, for the pulse is increased to 150, even at 14 and 16 kilometers per hour."
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I fear the only cure is ZWIFTNESS-


Advice from the American Medical Association 2017

A realistic expression of power and speed and an antidote to the bkool inflicted delirium know as swiftness. A steady course of rides with other zwifters is recommended.

 

[AAAC 76C]

I fear the only cure is ZWIFTNESS-


Advice from the American Medical Association 2017

A realistic expression of power and speed and an antidote to the bkool inflicted delirium know as swiftness. A steady course of rides with other zwifters is recommended.

Although this desire is curtailed by the thought of dipping in ones hands in ones pockets to pay more subscriptions

 

[AAAC 76C]

The BSim gods were against me today Bridgy, I will try again another day.
I feel some kittens have been playing with the power wire making BSim think I had stopped less than a few hundred meters into the session just as I was backing off to wait for your wheel. I even got a dead stop when I finally manged to set off again and chase you but I was physically and mentally beaten by my second bad start on this run.
I got no closer than 15 seconds to you and my legs were done and we were only 1/4 in so I just waved my hands in the air like I didn't care and shouted simple Simon and warmed down for the rest of the session.
Other that is than a last minute attempt to send Whorty the Mere Cat a bling blong e-mail

 

[Bored Man]

The BSim gods were against me today Bridgy, I will try again another day.
I feel some kittens have been playing with the power wire making BSim think I had stopped less than a few hundred meters into the session just as I was backing off to wait for your wheel. I even got a dead stop when I finally manged to set off again and chase you but I was physically and mentally beaten by my second bad start on this run.
I got no closer than 15 seconds to you and my legs were done and we were only 1/4 in so I just waved my hands in the air like I didn't care and shouted simple Simon and warmed down for the rest of the session.
Other that is than a last minute attempt to send Whorty the Mere Cat a bling blong e-mail

Wave your hands in the air like you don't care..

 

[theboxers]

That hurt. I now realise how much the other autobus crew members have improved. I have lot of to lose and some to gain to be back on level ground again .

 

[AAAC 76C]

Bill

Send all the experts home, it came to me when was in the shower like that bloke who shouted Ikea, Archy something (I think he was a Scot as well).
Anyway, it's just an allergy........gardening!
Let HID know forthwith that the gardening is all hers on account of your affliction.

 

[Bored Man]

That hurt. I now realise how much the other autobus crew members have improved. I have lot of to lose and some to gain to be back on level ground again .

There's still loads of company at the back TB.... @Whorty has TUE's and Steroids - that's the reason he wears sunglasses.. he says it's sweat that makes them slip down his nose, but we know it's his eyeballs pushing them off..

@rob01792 is much improved over half a mile but then he bonks..

@Randyberlin is still around but he's still thawing out after a mild winter.

All the others defecated to Zits.. cost they like ridin raaaand virtual Landan Taan..

Welcome back TB..

 

[<Tommy>]

Bill

Send all the experts home, it came to me when was in the shower like that bloke who shouted Ikea, Archy something (I think he was a Scot as well).
Anyway, it's just an allergy........gardening!
Let HID know forthwith that the gardening is all hers on account of your affliction.

Phew, I thought it was just me who thought about Bill while in the shower!

 

[Whorty]

The BSim gods were against me today Bridgy, I will try again another day.
I feel some kittens have been playing with the power wire making BSim think I had stopped less than a few hundred meters into the session just as I was backing off to wait for your wheel. I even got a dead stop when I finally manged to set off again and chase you but I was physically and mentally beaten by my second bad start on this run.
I got no closer than 15 seconds to you and my legs were done and we were only 1/4 in so I just waved my hands in the air like I didn't care and shouted simple Simon and warmed down for the rest of the session.
Other that is than a last minute attempt to send Whorty the Mere Cat a bling blong e-mail

I was surprised you let my ghost go past you and pull away

 

[Whorty]

That hurt. I now realise how much the other autobus crew members have improved. I have lot of to lose and some to gain to be back on level ground again .

Hills for leg strength, velo for spinning and cardio ... that was my method. Not lost the but have a lot more power and stamina. If I could lose the extra 2 stone then I'd be as happy as a in $h1t

 

[Bored Man]

Hills for leg strength, velo for spinning and cardio ... that was my method. Not lost the but have a lot more power and stamina. If I could lose the extra 2 stone then I'd be as happy as a in $h1t

@Randyberlin dont bloody encourage him... abuse him... we're talking about a man with a strokey beard here....

 

[AAAC 76C]

I was surprised you let my ghost go past you and pull away

I was demorolised and beaten. Heart was good but legs were wood.
I thought a coffee stop ride was the best way to go rather than just get off and kick the dog.