Tea?

[classic33]

Totally forgot this morning:

Cherry Yoghurt.

Bit late now. Save it whilst the morrow and have two!

 

[Andy in Germany]

Bit late now. Save it whilst the morrow and have two!

I ate it this morning, but before informing you of the fact I remembered something I needed to do.

Having the attention span of a gadfly on a caffeine high, I immediately rushed off to do it.

I just realised that I'd neglected my duty, and aware that the tension must be unbearable for some people here I moved swiftly to resolve the matter.

You're welcome...

 

[classic33]

That why you were covered in sawdust?

 

[Andy in Germany]

That why you were covered in sawdust?

No, I don't need to be covered in Sawdust to eat Yoghurt.

Do you get covered in Sawdust to eat Yoghurt? It's odd practices like that which give us such a bad reputation among Europeans for strange culinary habits...

 

[classic33]

Never eaten yoghurt. I have however had bacon & cabbage at around 3am.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Never eaten yoghurt.

Well, if the sawdust problem is putting you off Yoghurt, I can assure you it isn't necessary. Don't let fear of sawdust prevent you from having the experience of Yoghurt consumption.

Good grief but I can write nonsense sometimes. Perhaps I should put "Composer of voluminous erudite drivel" on my CV and see what happens...

 

[classic33]

Well, if the sawdust problem is putting you off Yoghurt, I can assure you it isn't necessary. Don't let fear of sawdust prevent you from having the experience of Yoghurt consumption.

Good grief but I can write nonsense sometimes. Perhaps I should put "Composer of voluminous erudite drivel" on my CV and see what happens...

Take a bit more than sawdust to put me off eating.

The bacon & cabbage was eaten after trying to get the innards of a cow back in after they'd come out, along with the calf.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Take a bit more than sawdust to put me off eating.

The bacon & cabbage was eaten after trying to get the innards of a cow back in after they'd come out, along with the calf.

Okay, now you're raising the stakes from mere drivel to surrealist drivel. That sentence is the literary equivalent of a melted watch being eaten by a giant lobster.

 

[classic33]

Taken shortly after 2am, july 1999,

Had to use my left arm due to my right arm needing cleaning, having been in upto the shoulder to turn the calf.

This gave ample time for my cuppa to go cold.

 

[Andy in Germany]

The sound you are hearing is a penny dropping. Now it all makes sense. Is it your cow/Calf?

 

[classic33]

The sound you are hearing is a penny dropping. Now it all makes sense. Is it your cow/Calf?

Nah, belonged to a relative. Tasted lovely when cooked a few years later.

The other belonged to a neighbour of his. The vets failed to save the cow, whose insides were outside.

 

[classic33]

Given that @woodbutcher called small bales, hay, olde worlde I doubt he knows about tramming it.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Right. M'off to bed. Before I pass out...

 

[classic33]

Right. M'off to bed. Before I pass out...

It's not as though it's been a long day.

Sithi

Sweet Dream!!

 

[172traindriver]

@classic33 lives...

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