Tea? (Part 4)

[Bobby Mhor]

Hello Bob...you appear to have changed into a short fat yellow minion.

Sorry, did I say 'changed'?

I'm now Bob the Minion...
if you read back this afternoon's piffle I am also a Builder with my good friend Bendy Wendy...

 

[IDMark2]

I'm now Bob the Minion...
if you read back this afternoon's piffle I am also a Builder with my good friend Bendy Wendy...

I don't remember her being in the song "Boooooowwwwbbb the builder..can you fix it?...Booooowwwwbbb the builder, yes i can (after I have bent Wendy.... )'

 

[Bobby Mhor]

I don't remember her being in the song "Boooooowwwwbbb the builder..can you fix it?...Booooowwwwbbb the builder, yes i can (after I have bent Wendy.... )'

I'm glad I didn't quote Barney's best pal...

 

[IDMark2]

I'm glad I didn't quote Barney's best pal...

Did you fix him too?

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Did you fix him too?

You lot are incorrigible..
away and get some vin de pays...

 

[IDMark2]

You lot are incorrigible..
away and get some vin de pays...

Being very close to Bordeaux has some benefits for a wine drinker. Une Boutuille 3 euros... Would be rude not to. At least once.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Being very close to Bordeaux has some benefits for a wine drinker. Une Boutuille 3 euros... Would be rude not to. At least once.

Cote du Rhone man meself..
but you gotta take advantage,
me ? tonight I have only a
but fill yer boots

 

[IDMark2]

fill yer boots

Nooooooo!!! Fill me first..won't care aboot me booots then.

 

[Fubar]

Evenin' fubs

How many envelopes got pushed today ?

Here's a pearler I overheard recently...

"Why walk, when we can run" ?

"Why run when we can fly" ?

What a cock end.

Nice. Think I'll use that tomorrow.

 

[Fubar]

I don't remember her being in the song "Boooooowwwwbbb the builder..can you fix it?...Booooowwwwbbb the builder, yes i can (after I have bent Wendy.... )'

Wendy's an underage bloke.

 

[IDMark2]

Wendy's an underage bloke.

Glad you got that right 'Wendy's under an aged bloke' might be very suspicious...

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Wendy's an underage bloke.

I never knew she was Bob's business partner..
My kids were brought up on the Singing Kettle, pish from your end of the country...

 

[BrianEvesham]

Loadsa
One lathe still waiting to be fixed

 

[IDMark2]

My kids were brought up on the Singing Kettle

Cruel that, I was singed by the kettle once, hurt like heck...

 

[classic33]

Can I post a picture of my double headed axe?

Go on then classic yer big show off !

All in the name of fun, post it up pal

Won't ruin the thread. But part of my axe collection.