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I can't believe you're not embarrassed to admit you live there when you don't even have a Tesco?
We've got one of the biggest Tesco shops in Europe a five minute walk away, it's dead dead exciting.
Our local Aldi is spot on, all the staff are really helpful. It's almost like they've been told that they're going to get a minimum of twenty mystery shoppers through the door every day.
Well we have a Tesco AND an Aldi 5 mins away - went in tonight after voting and their both sh1te.
IMHO.