Tea? (Part 3)

[classic33]

Don't go into the woods!

Why, what you doing?

 

[ScotiaLass]

Don't go into the woods!

Oh I am going to the woods...I like to play in woods

 

[stephec]

Oh I am going to the woods...I like to play in woods

In that case ignore my previous advice.

 

[stephec]

I am glad. But is it okay if I pop to the kitchen for my lunch as my stomach is making noises!

Corned beef and S+V crisp buttie for me please.

 

[stephec]

Why, what you doing?

Nothing unfortunately.

 

[ScotiaLass]

Corned beef and S+V crisp buttie for me please.

Sounds good!
I'm having a brown roll with chilli and lime chicken and a cuppa

 

[stephec]

It's food of the gods.

 

[classic33]

Once while Duty Warden for the week at the local scout campsite, the head teacher had been warned about the local madman.
He was easily identifiable, carried a large cup in one hand and an axe in the other. Under no circumstances should she approach him.
Midweek, when the change in groups from the same school took place, this madman was seen wandering down the path, as described, cup in one hand, axe in the other. Head teacher took flight and locked herself in her car. Kids on the road in front prevented her from taking flight.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Morning all and careful with those axes....have some more tea always!

 

[classic33]

Corned beef and S+V crisp buttie for me please.

Salt is bad for you!

 

[classic33]

Morning all and careful with those axes....have some more tea always!

I always was!

 

[Maverick Goose]

I always was!

Like that guy in that Pink Floyd song ...

 

[Saluki]

Corned beef and S+V crisp buttie for me please.

 

[stephec]

She thought that the buildings were old. I'm not sure what part of Medieval city that she missed but she really missed it. That little Thai place is a falafel place now. Known locally as Fourways Cafe. Before it was a Thai it used to do the best knickerbocker glories on the planet with luminous green jelly in them.

Sis-in-Law just been to visit the flat. She's gone now to a place she calls "Bung-gay" or as we call it, Bungay. I suggested that she didn't pronounce it 'bung-gay' while she was there. It was bad enough her saying "Why-mund-ham" while here. Thankfully nobody we knew heard her. She talks very loudly, even when she is talking quietly and told Ken that he could talk to her any time about 'you know what and you know who'. She's offered her floor and a contact with the council for when he 'finally gets shut of you know who'. At least I know how the land lies.

How come she wanted to go round town with you then?

Seems a bit strange.

 

[stephec]

Try them, they're lovely.