Tea? (Part 3)

[ScotiaLass]

Slice with fried onions on a Morton roll..even droolier

It's my treat to have one on a roll now and again at a weekend.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

It's my treat to have one on a roll now and again at a weekend.

Gotta be a Morton's or one of the Coop crispy ones..
we shouldn't talking about rolls at the weekend as you know who will appear...

 

[stephec]

Gotta be a Morton's or one of the Coop crispy ones..
we shouldn't talking about rolls at the weekend as you know who will appear...

Ahem, and as if by magic...

Just like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Ahem, and as if by magic...

Just like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn.

I knew it I knew it....

 

[ScotiaLass]

Ahem, and as if by magic...

Just like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn.

From behind the curtain....

 

[stephec]

Then once you step into my room your clothes magically change.

 

[classic33]

he appeared, enquiring if everything was alright.

Siobhan wants to know why there's been no call.

 

[welsh dragon]

What's that smell? Has someone stepped in something on they're way here ? Ah yes. @stephec yet again. I might have known it would be you, dragging that god awful smell along behind you. We're going to start calling you pinnochio from now on.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

What's that smell? Has someone stepped in something on they're way here ? Ah yes. @stephec yet again. I might have known it would be you, dragging that god awful smell along behind you. We're going to start calling you pinnochio from now on.

Wow....
and a

 

[stephec]

What's that smell? Has someone stepped in something on they're way here ? Ah yes. @stephec yet again. I might have known it would be you, dragging that god awful smell along behind you. We're going to start calling you pinnochio from now on.

Talking about smells considering where you live?

Actually I did see a film about Pinocchio once where all the girls were very keen for him to tell them some lies, but being a gentleman I'll leave it at that.

 

[stephec]

They are nice! I use the local butchers steak lorne sausage in them as it's the only red meat I can tolerate atm (but only in small amounts).

Are they not the same as a burger?

 

[ScotiaLass]

Are they not the same as a burger?

No

 

[Saluki]

Back from work. Actually rather lovely customer today so I wasn't dreading it that much. It's one that I don't stammer with so look less of a tit when grooming. She's ordered a nappy cake for her friend too. Result.

Have been to argos (what a maul that was) to get a couple of moon style camping chairs, to Go outdoors for a new teapot for the caravan and for the caravan towing mirrors too as ours are in a right state. The stretchy elastic rubbery holdy onny bits have perished and its more to replace the holdy onny bits than to buy new mirrors.

Dog walking then finally another cup of tea.

 

[stephec]

No

I've had links beef sausages, but they tasted just the same as a burger.

The ones you get must be good stuff then.

 

[stephec]

Back from work. Actually rather lovely customer today so I wasn't dreading it that much. It's one that I don't stammer with so look less of a tit when grooming. She's ordered a nappy cake for her friend too. Result.

Have been to argos (what a maul that was) to get a couple of moon style camping chairs, to Go outdoors for a new teapot for the caravan and for the caravan towing mirrors too as ours are in a right state. The stretchy elastic rubbery holdy onny bits have perished and its more to replace the holdy onny bits than to buy new mirrors.

Dog walking then finally another cup of tea.

Could you not use such technical terms, and speak in plain English so we can all understand you please Saluki?